Roses are red,

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Roses are red
Sheep are shorn
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as a bonus, one can read the headline as it was intended to be read, or one can read it with a darker twist....

Oh, I read it the dark way first. I had to read the first paragraph to find out what they really meant.

 

[athee]

roses are red
Hawaii's a jewel

 

[Elixir]

Roses are red,
Daisies are not

 

[athee]

Roses are red
Trained horses prance

 

[Elixir]

Roses are red
But I prefer Aster

 

[Keith&Co.]

Dana's apartment
Was a gateway for Zuul,

 

[Keith&Co.]

How odd. I replied to a message ABOUT this thread, not this thread.


Ah, well. Try again:

There are many languages.
I only speak one.
This might even rhyme?

 

[Patooka]

Roses are red,
but simply put,

 

[Gospel]

Stupid is as stupid does
need I say more?

 

[Keith&Co.]

In this house we use electricity ,
For our broiling, baking, and frying,

 

[Keith&Co.]

We just have one moon,
No space rings are forming,
If aliens leave Yelps,
They might say

 

[Elixir]

Newspapers need content,
Not only just filler,
You might be amazed, but

 

[Elixir]

Roses ain't blue and
Violets ain't red

 

[Elixir]

Roses are red
Trump's buddies are mobsters

 

[Elixir]

If you have a donut
Be sure that you dunk it

Who woulda thunk it?

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Thomas II]

 

[Keith&Co.]

Violets are blue
Roses sre red,
You coulda made a rhyme
About girl's school head.

Roses are rdd,
Lizards are green,
Iguanas go dormant,
Then fall out of trees.

 

[Elixir]

Didn’t know where to put this timely message, but it seemed to want to be here.

 

[ZiprHead]

Didn’t know where to put this timely message, but it seemed to want to be here.

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If you use the claw end you get a lot more red.