Rudy Guiliani has covid19

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

Michigan and Arizona will probably not be able to recertify results which Trump can appeal to SC as a violation of his rights. Was that the plan?

Michigan, Arizona legislatures postpone work due to Covid diagnosis for Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani

 

[ZiprHead]

Breaking: Rudy Giuliani has lost his sense of smell. Everyone around him is jealous.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Breaking: Rudy Giuliani has lost his sense of smell. Everyone around him is jealous.

Damn it Rudy... you might have lost your sense of smell, but we sure the fuck know you can still hear just fine.

 

[Patooka]

Now the virus is jumping across to other species. Not a good sign.

 

[Jayjay]

If he loses his sense of smell, it'll be harder for him to avoid garlic. Or does it mean he'll become immune to garlic? Not sure how vampire biology works.

 

[ideologyhunter]

He's not a naive man. Scheming, yes, dumb, no. I wonder if he ever fantasizes about how he would be viewed if he had been killed in the twin towers in 2001. He's got to know how history will portray him, as a key player in this brutal assault on democratic governance. What a debauched old demogogue.

 

[blastula]

He should be best known for a singularly remarkable string of public humiliations in such a short time. The motel room tuck, Four Seasons Total Landscaping, "normal scrutiny" arguments in court, melting hair press conference, and farting for the camera. I'm sure I missed some.

 

[Brian63]

Now fellow Trump lawyer, Jenna Ellis.

https://www.axios.com/jenna-ellis-t...nic&utm_medium=socialshare&utm_source=twitter

"President Trump's lawyer Jenna Ellis has informed associates she tested positive for the coronavirus, multiple sources tell Axios, stirring West Wing fears after she attended a senior staff Christmas party on Friday."

 

[blastula]

Ellis was sitting next to him here.

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lwWS5KLe0[/YOUTUBE]

That proves it is spread by fart. Everyone in there needs to get tested.

 

[Angry Floof]

Her face... every time. I do not know how she didn't crack up. She's obviously more practiced in staying calm on camera than I could ever be.

 

[ideologyhunter]

If you play the slowed-down fart backwards, it says Paul is dead.

 

[Worldtraveller]

Poor Covid has a bad case Rudy.

Thoughts and prayers.

 

[ZiprHead]

If you play the slowed-down fart backwards, it says Paul is dead Epstein didn't kill himself.

FTFY

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Odd... I thought it sounded like "Traf".

 

[Jayjay]

On the bright side, Rudy's flatulence problems are now over due to the "he who smelt it, dealt it" rule.

 

[ZiprHead]

On the bright side, Rudy's flatulence problems are now over due to the "he who smelt it, dealt it" rule.

We have to get to the bottom of that to be sure.