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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.

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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.
 

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I'm inexperienced, but if you give me a chance I'm sure I can do the job.
 

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"Can I ask how you came to pick me?"



"I just want to be sure I get your name right for the thank-you card."
 

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It's a specialty of mine. I'm sure you'll find it very valuable.

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Oh my God. OH my God. OH MY GOD! YES!

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Are we done here?
 

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This position is perfect for me.

My lack of experience will allow you to teach me how you want things done.

This is my dream job.

I can work alone, but I do best as part of a group.
 

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This place fits me like a glove.
It feels like a good fit.
Please, please, oh please.... I'm desperate I really need it.
 
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...because 9 times out of ten, in both settings, you get identical responses. Like, you're asked to leave.
Or, 'how did you get in here?'
Or 'Is that MY cape?'
 

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...because 9 times out of ten, in both settings, you get identical responses. Like, you're asked to leave.
Or, 'how did you get in here?'
Or 'Is that MY cape?'

"Jen... Relashuuuns..."
 

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No, we're not going to talk about jet fuel and steel beams right now.


At Yale, I used to give lectures on this.
 

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I usually like to take my time to do things right, but when the situation calls for it, I can really move my ass.
 

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In order to reach any conclusion, you need to repeat it many times.
 

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I enjoy working up a good sweat in warm, moist environments.
 

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'Would you like to see the size of my cock?'

I must assume applying for a job in animal husbandry, fowl-specific?

Yes. Or, as ideologyhunter noted, a job in the porn industry. Or any job in fact, if the interviewer is (or interviewers are) hot.

Understand that I'm not saying that I'm 100% confident it'll always or necessarily be guaranteed to enhance my chances of getting the job, especially if it's not one of those first two. The PC brigade have ruined certain things of late.

But sometimes, you just have to play to your strengths. If the interview is going badly, for instance, I may have nothing much to lose by taking the risk of revealing what I like to call my ace in the hole.
 
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