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Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.

Tom Sawyer

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I'd like to thank your mother for giving me such a positive reference.

There seems to be a lot of people going through the main entrance. Is it OK for me to use the back door?

I am fielding a number of offers at the moment, but would be very interested in coming back for a follow up appointment.
 

Keith&Co.

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I'm here...
My mom always hoped i'd end up someplace like this. In fact, she was the one that first got me interested in doing this.

But i was basically Dad's apprentice for several years.
 

Keith&Co.

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I'm here...
"I've even done sone of this overseas!"

"Learned it from wstching my dad, holding the flashlight."
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Am I in yet?

Yes, missionary.

I’m more comfortable with it being oral.
 

Jarhyn

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No pls.
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There are a number of tricks I know to keep the juices flowing; it's all a matter of willpower and self-discipline.
 

southernhybrid

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I'm very interested in this position, but there is no point in going any further, until you explain all of the benefits you're offering me.
 

Politesse

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nb; all pronouns fine
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Jedi Wayseeker
I believe my portfolio speaks for itself.

Please convey my thanks to your assistant, the introductory tour was most illuminating.
 

ZiprHead

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Your details look good but your performance is lacking.
 

Gospel

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I have no issue coming in on time every day.
I can type over 170 wpm, needless to say, I'm quick on the button.
 

Jimmy Higgins

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Indeed, I'm well versed in enhancing my performance using the tools available to me.
 

Gospel

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My name is Dick L. Ong. We both know why I'm here.
 
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