Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a job interview.

[Loren Pechtel]

Sounds like a good idea.

 

[OLDMAN]

I can see myself doing this for the next five years..

 

[ZiprHead]

I'm Batman!

...because 9 times out of ten, in both settings, you get identical responses. Like, you're asked to leave.
Or, 'how did you get in here?'
Or 'Is that MY cape?'

"Jen... Relashuuuns..."

 

[Playball40]

How much does it pay?

 

[ZiprHead]

I work well under pressure.

 

[Atheos]

I'd like to come again soon.

 

[Thomas II]

It's my pleasure!

That really made my day!

 

[Keith&Co.]

No, we're not going to talk about jet fuel and steel beams right now.


At Yale, I used to give lectures on this.

 

[spikepipsqueak]

I'm over qualified in the technical aspects but I might need other support from time to time.

 

[bilby]

I am comfortable working one on one, or as part of a larger team, and I am also able to work solo and unsupervised if required.

 

[WAB]

I usually like to take my time to do things right, but when the situation calls for it, I can really move my ass.

 

[DrZoidberg]

"Since getting my criminal record I've bettered myself. You don't need to worry that I will do it again".

 

[Koyaanisqatsi]

That's a very generous benefits package. Does it come with insurance?

 

[Keith&Co.]

When can you start?


Um, we don't typically see someone using their Mom as a reference.

 

[thebeave]

What is your bathroom break policy?

 

[AirPoh]

[Double fail]

I can start in three weeks.

 

[Atheos]

So I guess I'll need to come in the rear?

 

[SLD]

I am sure I can handle a 40 hour work week.

 

[Politesse]

Before you unseal the background check, I'd like to provide some context for some of the things you're about to see.

 

[Rhea]

I’m very creative and I have a lot of energy.
I have a lot of experience in heat transfer.
Experimentation is something I’ve always enjoyed.
Yes, I can travel.
In order to reach any conclusion, you need to repeat it many times.