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Terrorists take over federal Building, threaten violence

 
 
 
Big Daddy Clive spouts off.

“This is notice that We the People of Harney County and also We the People of the citizens of the United States DO GIVE NOTICE THAT WE WILL RETAIN POSSESSION OF THE HARNEY COUNTY RESOURCE CENTER,” Cliven wrote in the letter, which he sent on Monday to the local sheriff, Oregon governor Kate Brown and the White House.


Of course Clive Bundy isn't with the 4 remaining protesters at the reserve.

Cliven Bundy, however, declared today that he wants the opposite to occur.
“What this is saying is that Cliven Bundy is taking control of things,” Cliven said in an interview from his ranch in Bunkerville, Nevada on Monday afternoon. “If we don’t retain it, then we’ve lost everything that we’ve done in the last two months. We’re not gonna give up.”

He is a nice warm ranch house in Nevada. Heroic to the end.
 
Hey, this is the part of society that chickenhawks come from. You can't blame them for being chickenhawks. It's just who they are.
 
I don't think people are really respecting the change these people caused in the last two months. They made letterhead people... letterhead!
 
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/02/jai...tories-many-arent-even-allowed-to-carry-guns/

In recent filings in federal court in Portland, prosecutors have detailed the criminal histories of the 11 people facing felony charges for their involvement in the armed occupation of the Malheur national wildlife refuge, which began 2 January and continues to drag on this week with no end in sight .
The men’s rap sheets include cases of domestic violence, illegal firearm possession, terrorist threats, resisting arrest and drug crimes, according to the court records.

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Jason Patrick, a 43-year-old Georgia resident and one of the last holdouts at the refuge , faced charges in August 2014 of “making terrorist threats” after he “threatened to kill everyone” inside a Georgia municipal court building, according to prosecutors.
Patrick posted bond in that case and was released, but agreed not to possess weapons – a condition that he has since violated. He was photographed with guns during the occupation, prosecutors noted.
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And on and on in this vein.


Uh-oh. More trouble acoming for them patriots.
 
Cheerful Charlie said:
but agreed not to possess weapons – a condition that he has since violated. He was photographed with guns during the occupation, prosecutors noted.
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Cheerful Charlie said:
And inspired a whole new internet meme. Dildo jokes!
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Smith and Wesson's first Dildo, the Jason Patrick... It'll get you off but it'll shoot you in the foot at the same time.
 
Just in: Remaining patriots claim FBI is passing out lies about how refuge defenders lost their nipples. They say FBI is claiming Refuge thugs bit off each other's nipples in an "I'm Tuffer than you" competition. The truth is patriots lost nipples taking extra testosterone and growth hormone.

Who'da thunk?
 
That female witness in the car still believes Finicum was shot unjustly, even after seeing the video. She says she is also willing to give up her life for "freedom."

Woman says she was near killed Oregon occupier Finicum - CNN.com

I've looked at some "patriot" sites and the prevailing opinion is Finicum was assassinated. They were sure of this before the video, and even more sure after the video.
 
I suspect these guys who illegally are carrying guns will soon have the feds with warrants at their homes confiscating the guns they are not legall suppose to have. Unless they have extras buried out in the desert someplace to avoid this situation. I can already hear the howls of anguish from the loony right. "Obama's seizing our GUNS!
 
So, I've been told that someone objects to people sending dildos to the occupiers in Burns. According to the original protester, this is 'sexual harassment' and makes 'us as bad as them.' In response, I think that's a rather shallow impression of the mailings and misses the big picture.

I once saw a reality show set in a hair dressing salon, where the owner of the shop had a special tactic for customers that got too pissy. He'd pull a dildo out of a drawer and told the customer to take it to the ladies' room until her mood improved. I can see that as sexual harassment.

But for a similar message to the patriots at Malheur, we'd be sending them pocket pussies (especially the Virgin, the model that comes with a hymen!) and biodegradable lubricant, or maybe just a bottle of hand lotion and one of those four-packs of Hustler back-issues from the bargain table at the Adult book store. I don’t see any sign anyone's doing that.

And it'd be too easy a gag to send them a penis pump, to suggest that there's a direct connection between their assault weapons and dick size (or lack thereof). I haven't seen one of those on the youtubes.

No, for my money, when these people started making claims, accusations and threats, THEN asked for supplies, I saw people send them items that they would find the least possible use of in their siege. Candy with zip nutrition, dildos, vibrators with no batteries, lubricants that turn to lard at temperatures below 60 degrees (F). I sent Yoga Joes. Toy figures of the little green army men in yoga poses. It was not in the hopes of them calming down through meditation, but just a little friendly message to say, "I heard your call for help, and went out of my way to let you know I do not want to help you."

So, while I'm sure SOMEONE feels very strongly that the manly men who are or were in Burns are not going to find happiness until they get a little privacy, a dildo, put on some Johnny Cash, maybe light some candles, and seek out the answer to what's really making them so angry, I'm just as certain that most of the crap sent to General Mail/ JON RITZHEIMER OR BLAINE COOPER/ GENERAL DELIVERY/ BURNS, OR 97720-9999 were not thinking of sexual fulfillment or questioning anyone's sexual needs. They just wanted to say, Fuck off.

No, wait, I mean NOT fuck. NO DESIRE FOR SEXUAL SATISFACTION INCLUDED!
 
It's supposed to get down to 13 deg Saturday night in Burns. I'm thinking one of those planes they use to drop water on forest fires making a drop on those clowns at the reserve might be a fun idea.
 
Toni said:
Keith&Co. said:
maybe. Boy Named Sue would be too easy...

Folsom Prison Blues?
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You are looking at this all wrong. It should be anything from the Britney Spears catalogue. Or the whole catalogue.
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Well, yeah, but i fear that they're still looking at this all wrong. They need to be sure they can still be manly men of manliness while admitting to their inner feelings. Baby steps. They can't start with Streisand...
 
Keith&Co. said:
Toni said:
You are looking at this all wrong. It should be anything from the Britney Spears catalogue. Or the whole catalogue.
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Well, yeah, but i fear that they're still looking at this all wrong. They need to be sure they can still be manly men of manliness while admitting to their inner feelings. Baby steps. They can't start with Streisand...
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Right. No Streisand. Nothing half that gritty. Which is why I suggested Britney Spears. They can pretend that thinking about her gets them all riled up.
 
Or maybe the Village People's: Y.M.C.A :D
 
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