The Great Pyramid at Giza was used to make Plutonium

[bilby]

http://nuclearpyramid.com/great_pyramid.php

Obviously they would have taken the grain out first.

The reasoning and logic are unassailable; My first thought was to ask 'If so, where is the Plutonium (or its fission products) now?', but they thought of that:

There is no archeological evidence of power stations and electrical grids existing on earth in the past 10,000 years, which would have utilized the plutonium. The logical answer is obvious: the plutonium was taken off planet. Barring travel to another solar system, the rational destination could only be Mars.

See? Logical, obvious, and rational. You simply cannot argue with this hypothesis.

 

[DBT]

Amazing. The Great Wonder of this World is how people cook this stuff up in their minds...or perhaps the author is just having a lend of the reader.

 

[Derec]

The pyramid was cleaned up by the same angel crew that planted fake dinosaur fossils. Obviously.

 

[Gun Nut]

Proof of God is his invisibility (did I do that right?)