Too Stupid To Live

[Coleman Smith]

From a segment of the show America's Dumbest Criminals

The prosecutor approached the female victim on the stand and asked her, "Are the two individuals who did this terrible crime present in the court room?"

Before the victim could respond both defendants raised their hands.

 

[Tigers!]

A confession always make a trial goes faster.

 

[SLD]

You don’t happen to have a link to that story do you?

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Probably an urban legend as I've heard variations so often.

 

[Jarhyn]

Probably an urban legend as I've heard variations so often.

I expect that it's something in between: enough people do it often enough that the story fictionalized an amalgam of real idiocy.

 

[Coleman Smith]

You don’t happen to have a link to that story do you?

It was in a segment of the show Americana's Dimmest Criminals on on one of my streaming channels.