If it's the board of directors that determine the income of the CEO and the board, this is like putting the pigs in charge of the trough. Of course they'll pay themselves a handsome salary package, perks and bonuses regardless of actual performance.
Do you live in a cartoon? Have you ever actually met a CEO or been in an office that had a Board? Here in New York, at least, it is so fucking cut-throat you'd think it was a pirate's den. Watch the show
Succession on HBO. It is
exactly like that precisely because they are all pigs at a trough, but they aren't
altruistic pigs and the trough is very very small and by no means all-inclusive. They are not all in one giant happy club just randomly deciding that Bob gets to be a billionaire now and next week it will be Sally's turn.
Ted Turner nailed it when he was asked back in the late nineties, if memory serves, "When is enough enough?" He said (and I paraphrase), "When you're at my level, it's not about money. You know what number I look at? The Forbes 500 and where I rank on that list. That's the only number that people like me care about."
WE all get mesmerized by the amounts, but to them it's all relative. Do you deserve a 5% bonus this year because of your hard work and how you helped improve your company? Then you should get one for those reasons. Why is it suddenly different when you switch from percentages to amounts and scale up from worker in one particular branch responsible for one small component to worker responsible for ALL branches and ALL components?
And this idiocy about CEOs not doing any actual work is just insipid ignorant bullshit. No, they don't lift heavy objects. What they do is lift the entire company--and all of its affiliates--onto their shoulders and if they fuck up, the entire company gets fucked as do they. If a worker in a factory fucks up, maybe one product or a handful are fucked. If the CEO fucks up, EVERYTHING gets fucked.
Yes, cry me a river, but you don't get to call others pigs at a trough when you're arguing from the standpoint of one of those pigs, just one that doesn't get to eat as often as the others do at the trough.
Either it's fair to be given a percentage bonus based on your performance and workload, or it's not. If you wouldn't argue that a janitor doesn't deserve to be given a bonus then you can't argue that any other employee (and yes, a CEO is an employee) doesn't deserve to be given a bonus. Just imagine saying, "It's criminal that a janitor gets paid a 5% bonus every year when all he does is smear the dirt around with that disgusting mop all day!"