Totally Justified

[James Brown]

Florida woman fires gunshots at neighbor who asked her to turn down her music

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

She stood her ground. Totally justified.

 

[ZiprHead]

Floriduh...

Anything afterwards is stupid.

 

[Keith&Co.]

After firing the gun, Taylor ran into her home to hide, police said.

Master criminal, there. "They'll NEVER look for me at the place where the Post Office knows to find me..."

 

[James Brown]

A woman who was recently indicted in a Nashville murder case is facing additional charges after allegedly walking into an area Waffle House naked while waving a gun in the air.

 

[James Brown]

Woman holds church congregation hostage on Easter Sunday at gunpoint while carrying her 10-month-old baby.

 

[Trausti]

Toxic femineity.

 

[James Brown]

An Armed Society is a Polite Society

Florida man arrested for threatening lawn care employees with gun over grass clippings

 

[James Brown]

Man shoots girlfriend's son over "Ford vs. Chevy" argument.

 

[ideologyhunter]

July 1996, in beautiful Dadeville, Alabama: two men had a Bible-quoting contest. The loser shot the winner in the face, killing him instantly.

 

[Bomb#20]

Florida woman fires gunshots at neighbor who asked her to turn down her music

Self defense. What would you do if you lived next door to Florida man?

Florida man arrested for threatening lawn care employees with gun over grass clippings

 

[ZiprHead]

A local radio station morning show has a game called "Florida or not Florida".

 

[SLD]

and another Florida one!

"Fuck it, I’m drunk, take me to jail." Florida man crashes lawn mower into cop car

 

[James Brown]

Man Doesn't Get Pepperoni on Pizza; Uses Gun to Threaten Store Manager

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Man Doesn't Get Pepperoni on Pizza; Uses Gun to Threaten Store Manager

What? Is he supposed to use a mop to threaten the store manager?

 

[hurtinbuckaroo]

Man Doesn't Get Pepperoni on Pizza; Uses Gun to Threaten Store Manager

What happened to “the customer is always right”?

BTW, if it had been bacon, the guy would have just opened fire.

 

[James Brown]

Groom shot after confronting brother-in-law for bringing dog to wedding, not painting 'just married' on truck


Other than that, it was a lovely ceremony.

 

[James Brown]

Woman pulled a gun during argument over karaoke

[FONT=&quot]A woman pulled a gun on a man inside of a Mexican restaurant in Southeast Austin during an argument over who would be up next for karaoke just before 1 a.m. Sunday[/FONT]

 

[Keith&Co.]

Woman pulled a gun during argument over karaoke

[FONT="]A woman pulled a gun on a man inside of a Mexican restaurant in Southeast Austin during an argument over who would be up next for karaoke just before 1 a.m. Sunday[/FONT]

Well, that's stupid. Now, if it was over the lyrics, that would be justified.

 

[James Brown]

A person can only hear an off-key rendition of "Don't Stop Believin' so much.

 

[James Brown]

Florida boat captain threatens to shoot passengers

 

[fast]

Man Doesn't Get Pepperoni on Pizza; Uses Gun to Threaten Store Manager

“The customer argued with the manager, 38, then stated that he would come around the counter and kill the manager, but he didn’t want to be charged with robbery.”

Standards!

I ain’t no thief. Murder, no problem. Steal from others, no way!

[/da fuck]

 

[James Brown]

Missouri Woman Arrested After Opening Fire in DMV Parking Lot, Reportedly Due to Impatience

 

[James Brown]

McDonald's customer fired gun inside restaurant because her fries were cold

 

[James Brown]

An investigation is underway after a gunshot was fired over the weekend at Mammoth Cave National Park. The shot was fired, a couple of campers reported, after a man allegedly had a Bigfoot sighting.

 

[James Brown]

Popeyes customer pulls a gun after being told there were no more chicken sandwiches

 

[Gun Nut]

Woman holds church congregation hostage on Easter Sunday at gunpoint while carrying her 10-month-old baby.

She is also charged with disturbing a religious meeting and resisting an officer, both misdemeanors.

Holy shit, that's a law?!?!?!? In San Diego California, no less!?!?!?!

 

[ZiprHead]

Popeyes customer pulls a gun after being told there were no more chicken sandwiches

Well, I've heard they're pretty good.

 

[James Brown]

Man points gun at woman over unfinished laundry

 

[James Brown]

[h=1]Pastor's wife charged after allegedly firing pistol at church[/h]

 

[fast]

Edited out

 

[Elixir]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

 

[Elixir]

Argument Between West Virginia Pastors' Wives Ends With Gunfire in Church Parking Lot ... Just as God intended.

 

[SLD]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

Argument Between West Virginia Pastors' Wives Ends With Gunfire in Church Parking Lot ... Just as God intended.

At the bottom of that article was this gem:

https://www.newsweek.com/priest-grindr-theft-mcloone-1455853

Priest embezzled $100,000 from a church for use on Grindr dates. Just as God intended and totally justified.

Maybe we need a new thread: just as god intended.

 

[Elixir]

Australian Meth Addict Dresses Up As Cop And Raids Another Drug User's Home

 

[James Brown]

Beer-drinking man arrested after firing gun at his oven at apartment complex

 

[James Brown]

Police responded for a fight inside a hotel room, then it turned out it was just two women having loud sex, and somehow it ended with a security guard getting shot at.

 

[Gun Nut]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

Neither the rattlesnake, nor the uranium were illegal to possess... believe it or not.

 

[blastula]

That guy's going to end up with some awesome supervillain superpowers.

 

[Elixir]

Oklahoma man driving stolen vehicle caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey and firearm

"The vehicle, a Ford Explorer, was impounded because it did not have insurance."

Neither the rattlesnake, nor the uranium were illegal to possess... believe it or not.

It's just a local ordinance - you're not allowed to have whiskey and firearms in a car with uranium and rattlesnakes in that particular county.

 

[James Brown]

Bible Debate leads to argument, shots fired.



Given the discussions I've had over the Bible, this seems perfectly reasonable.

 

[SLD]

Bible Debate leads to argument, shots fired.



Given the discussions I've had over the Bible, this seems perfectly reasonable.

Just another defender of the faith.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Bible Debate leads to argument, shots fired.



Given the discussions I've had over the Bible, this seems perfectly reasonable.

Arguments over the legitimacy and god divination regarding the origins of the King James Bible are surely going to make some people get heated up, and there will be choking and gun fire.

 

[James Brown]

Woman shoots at KFC Drive-Thru Window


Apparently, she was upset over missing napkins and fork with her order.

 

[James Brown]

Florida man fires gun into wrong vehicle following road rage incident

 

[James Brown]

Woman shoots at KFC Drive-Thru Window


Apparently, she was upset over missing napkins and fork with her order.

UPDATE: Woman arrested for reportedly shooting Ky. KFC drive-thru window over missing fork, napkin

 

[James Brown]

A 26-year-old man blamed God for gunfire on Nov. 9 as Fort Pierce police investigated reports of shooting activity, an arrest affidavit states.

Poor God. He gets blamed for earthquakes, genocide, and gunfire.


I was especially amused by this helpful paragraph:

Investigators discovered the man’s brother and two others also in the apartment. They also found a 9mm handgun, which is a 9mm gun fired in the hand, on the kitchen counter, and a shotgun.

 

[James Brown]

Fast food worker fires shots in dispute over sandwich

According to Palm Beach County sheriff's investigators, Destin Garcia, 18, and a co-worker were at the Subway inside the Palm Springs, Florida, Walmart on Black Friday. Because of the crush, the Subway employees were allowed to make themselves a free sandwich -- but the co-worker made a wrap, which was not allowed.

 

[Elixir]

Tennessee Cop Accused of Searching a Black Man's Anus on the Side of the Road

 

[James Brown]

3-year-old boy shoots sleeping father in buttocks.