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WASHINGTON DC -- Independent reports are emerging from the White House indicating that Trump's lack of a response regarding the sudden and surprising deaths of 4 soldiers in Niger, was not due to indifference, but because of pronunciation.
"They feared the worst," stated one source who required to remain anonymous because he wasn't authorized to speak on this, but he decided to anyway.
President Trump has undertaken a substantial amount of criticism for not only poorly worded communications with the family of one of the fallen soldiers, but also the 12 day delay regarding any recognition of the incident. However, sources within the White House are indicating that they feared that Trump would mispronounce the nation's name in a national public broadcast and the aftermath would be "unsalvageable".
One source indicated that almost immediately after the incident in Niger that took the lives of 4 American soldiers, which is still shrouded in questions, staff members secretly tried to test the President and see if he could pronounce the nation properly. The fears partially stemmed from Trump's previous error when speaking with a council of African nations and applauding Nambia, a nation that does not exist.
The initial tests were reportedly failures and then staff try to transition to flash cards to teach the President about a 'soft g'. After two days of periodic attempts, it reportedly became clear that the President wouldn't be able to say the nation's name properly, so staff decided to not even bother telling him about it.
"We really want the Americans to know, that the President does care, it is just that if he tried to say it out loud... well... you know."
"They feared the worst," stated one source who required to remain anonymous because he wasn't authorized to speak on this, but he decided to anyway.
President Trump has undertaken a substantial amount of criticism for not only poorly worded communications with the family of one of the fallen soldiers, but also the 12 day delay regarding any recognition of the incident. However, sources within the White House are indicating that they feared that Trump would mispronounce the nation's name in a national public broadcast and the aftermath would be "unsalvageable".
One source indicated that almost immediately after the incident in Niger that took the lives of 4 American soldiers, which is still shrouded in questions, staff members secretly tried to test the President and see if he could pronounce the nation properly. The fears partially stemmed from Trump's previous error when speaking with a council of African nations and applauding Nambia, a nation that does not exist.
The initial tests were reportedly failures and then staff try to transition to flash cards to teach the President about a 'soft g'. After two days of periodic attempts, it reportedly became clear that the President wouldn't be able to say the nation's name properly, so staff decided to not even bother telling him about it.
"We really want the Americans to know, that the President does care, it is just that if he tried to say it out loud... well... you know."