Trump -- the Haiku Collection

[ideologyhunter]

I feel lost, numb, disassociated every time the man comes on the screen. He's something out of a Seth Rogen movie. His every utterance is dumb, obscene, crass. Nothing he says affects his ratings!! Clearly, no ordinary tactics will rid us of The Donald. Therefore, I believe we should take him down with haiku poetry. Here is my first offering.

Red face, floppy hair
Anchor babies in cradles
Screaming one word: Trump

 

[dismal]

No Trump

Rich, white, entitled;
Handed things based on last name;
No thanks, I'll vote Hill!