Trump, The Latest Victim of Fake News

[Jimmy Higgins]

WASHINGTON DC -- The President is currently taking a "working" vacation while staying at his private golf park in New Jersey. The reason he believed he needed to leave the White House was because of long needed "renovations", however, multiple sources have confirmed that there were no renovations at all.

It appears that a fake news article was first reported on Fox and Friends a few weeks ago and the President made plans to stay at his private golf park. It is currently unconfirmed at the moment but a source in the White House indicated that Vice President Mike Pence was currently having interior decorators measuring for new drapes. The Vice President was quoted as stating the current White House decor is a 'complete disaster'.

Among other things allegedly occurring in the White House are furniture appraisers, painters, and a pair of representatives from rug companies. Earlier reports of Trump's picture of Nixon being in the trash can on the curb in front of the White House have been found to be false.

 

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I heard that they were also making room for a newly donated statue

 

[Tom Sawyer]

While Trump is out, I say that we start all the news programs going on and on about how all the liberals would be really pissed off and agitated if Trump started a three-and-a-half year tour of international golf courses to promote US diplomacy.

There's nothing he could do that we would hate worse and we would spend all of our time raging and complaining about his going off and doing this. It would troll us soooo bad.