Trump's Major Announcement.. OMFG!!!

[marc]

This... this is soo stupid!!! He is announcing.. um,.. trading cards... Not even real ones but NFTs. Even some of the freepers are thinking this has to be some kind of joke. Oh, and the 'cards' are only $99. How more pathetic is he going to get??

 

[Politesse]

A bit late to be jumping on that particular bandwagon, isn't it? Not unusual for a Trump business venture, though.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

This... this is soo stupid!!! He is announcing.. um,.. trading cards... Not even real ones but NFTs. Even some of the freepers are thinking this has to be some kind of joke. Oh, and the 'cards' are only $99. How more pathetic is he going to get??

It could indeed get worse. Trump's used underwear. Only $99.99 each. Limit 3 per customer.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Only Trump can do a serious promotion that looks like a deep fake parody. Is SNL still doing shows this season? Honestly, this sets the bar really high for their writers. I mean, how do you parody the card images?

Get them before they are gone? Yeah... as if anyone willing to give him money will be denied an NFT trading card.

 

[Elixir]

It could indeed get worse. Trump's used underwear. Only $99.99 each. Limit 3 per customer.

Ah, but to the True Believer the smell is priceless!

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Maybe him holding a bill with the word infrastructure... or him next to a wall... him on the phone with Ukrainian President... bromance with Kim Jong Un... him walking out of meeting with Putin... people getting gassed for his bible photo op... okay... maybe not that hard. It just needs to actually show what he did in office.

 

[starwater]

His latest effort to brainwash MAGA followers to feed his legal team in the endless lawsuits that plague him.

 

[Shadowy Man]

Please pick up your cards in the US Capitol rotunda or at your local FBI field office. Thanks.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Please pick up your cards in the US Capitol rotunda or at your local FBI field office. Thanks.

...and and say the secret phrase Mea Culpa and pick up your complimentary surveillance photo from January 6th.

 

[T.G.G. Moogly]

His latest effort to brainwash MAGA followers to feed his legal team in the endless lawsuits that plague him.

You are being overly generous in your appraisal.

 

[Shadowy Man]

It’s not like we will pay his lawyers with his own money.

 

[Gospel]

I'm in tears. This is so funny even Ben made me laugh.

 

[Gospel]

I thik im gonna die ahahahahahaha

 

[Shadowy Man]

It’s not like we will pay his lawyers with his own money.

Sorry. That was supposed to say “…not like *he* will pay his lawyers…”

Can’t type well on this stupid phone.

 

[marc]

I'm wondering what is more pathetic. Going from being POTUS, to hyping NFTs, or Giuliani going from America's Mayor to whatever he is now. Hope we get numbers of how many actually sell.

 

[Gospel]

Pissed off white people in poverty across America voted for him and this nigga pitchin $99 digital trading cards

 

[ZiprHead]

Please pick up your cards in the US Capitol rotunda or at your local FBI field office. Thanks.

"There is no spoon."

 

[Patooka]

Going by this, I guess Trumps next major announcement will be he broke the speed run record for Super Mario Bros.

 

[Gospel]

Nah it wouldn't be something cool. Trust me on that.

 

[Cheerful Charlie]

Makes me think of the Iraq wanted ex-leaders card sets. DOJ indictment card set. Trump is ace of spades.