Jimmy Higgins
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NEW YORK, NY -- The UN announced today it was going to hold an Intervention in two weeks with the United States of America. The announcement indicated that it felt that US was hurting and decided it was necessary for the US to come to grips with the decisions it has been making recently. The announcement stated "The Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to President Obama as a symbol of relief after 8 years of George W. Bush. We thought you got the message, clearly it didn't sink in." Citing "disturbing" polling numbers in Trump's favor, the UN noted it felt it had "no choice" but to get the entire United States into a room and talk out its problems. Punch will be served.