Jimmy Higgins
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Yes, I know, only 249 soccer fans in the US. Har har.
That out of the way, the US pulled off a miraculous performance by losing the last of the Hexagonal qualification round that determines which teams get to play in Russia and suffer food poisoning. Mexico and Costa Rica were in it. Mexico did what you needed to do. Costa Rica was pretty good.
The last automatic team would have been the US had they tied in their last game. But to be fair, they played both Trinidad and Tobago, possibly being unfair. Having lost that game, Panama qualify automatically... and Honduras... fucking Honduras are to play, I believe, the winner of Australia and Syria (of all nations).
Jurgen Klinsmann was axed last November and we have this to thank for it. Klinsmann did well with the US team. No, we didn't win the World Cup, however, the US got out of the Group of Death, a few seconds from 6 pts!, and then lost to a really tough Belgium squad. Won the Gold Cup and did pretty much what can be expected until the US can develop world class strikers.
But US soccer fans can be idiots and lost their bowel control when Klinsmann said no to professional underachiever Landon Donovan for the World Cup squad. Even non-soccer fans were upset... because all they can remember is him scoring against Algeria to win the game, when they should have closed that game out in the first half but kept on skying shots right in front of the damn net.
So now those same fuckers don't have to worry about America's performance in the World Cup in Russia... because the US won't be there. Panama and Costa Rica will... and congrats to them. Costa Rica has been on a wave since the last World Cup and Panama hasn't been shabby either.
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Yes, I know, only 249 soccer fans in the US. Har har.
That out of the way, the US pulled off a miraculous performance by losing the last of the Hexagonal qualification round that determines which teams get to play in Russia and suffer food poisoning. Mexico and Costa Rica were in it. Mexico did what you needed to do. Costa Rica was pretty good.
The last automatic team would have been the US had they tied in their last game. But to be fair, they played both Trinidad and Tobago, possibly being unfair. Having lost that game, Panama qualify automatically... and Honduras... fucking Honduras are to play, I believe, the winner of Australia and Syria (of all nations).
Jurgen Klinsmann was axed last November and we have this to thank for it. Klinsmann did well with the US team. No, we didn't win the World Cup, however, the US got out of the Group of Death, a few seconds from 6 pts!, and then lost to a really tough Belgium squad. Won the Gold Cup and did pretty much what can be expected until the US can develop world class strikers.
But US soccer fans can be idiots and lost their bowel control when Klinsmann said no to professional underachiever Landon Donovan for the World Cup squad. Even non-soccer fans were upset... because all they can remember is him scoring against Algeria to win the game, when they should have closed that game out in the first half but kept on skying shots right in front of the damn net.
So now those same fuckers don't have to worry about America's performance in the World Cup in Russia... because the US won't be there. Panama and Costa Rica will... and congrats to them. Costa Rica has been on a wave since the last World Cup and Panama hasn't been shabby either.

