US student is rescued from giant vagina sculpture in Germany

[beero1000]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".

Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

:laughing-smiley-014

 

[Keith&Co.]

Adolescent fantasies?
Buddy, there is a lot of money in catering to the giantess fetishes, including insertion.

But most of those fans fantasize about dying in there, so the firefighter's efforts could be looked at as wish-spoiling, if that makes you feel any better.

 

[braces_for_impact]

The irony is strong with this one.

 

[ideologyhunter]

So why hasn't Michelangelo's David ever caused a serious injury to a woman - say, a bad poke to the eye?
Oh, right.

 

[GenesisNemesis]

I'm thinking someone forced him in there. I doubt he went in there willingly, unless he had some mental illness.

 

[Underseer]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

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On Friday afternoon, a young American in Tübingen had to be rescued by 22 firefighters after getting trapped inside a giant sculpture of a vagina. The Chacán-Pi (Making Love) artwork by the Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara has been outside Tübingen University's institute for microbiology and virology since 2001 and had previously mainly attracted juvenile sniggers rather than adventurous explorers.According to De la Jara, the 32-ton sculpture made out of red Veronese marble is meant to signify "the gateway to the world".

Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools".

The mayor of Tübingen told the Süddeutsche Zeitung newspaper that he struggled to imagine how the accident could have happened, "even when considering the most extreme adolescent fantasies. To reward such a masterly achievement with the use of 22 firefighters almost pains my soul."

:laughing-smiley-014

Just for the record, I am not a student and I am not living in Germany, but if I was, that would be me in that picture.

 

[doubtingt]

He was between a rock and hard place.

 

[Jayjay]

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Just when you think you're out, it pulls you back in!

 

[thebeave]

Now that's what I call a pussy trap.