What did Trump say to Putin?

[starwater]

He got up from dinner and walked over and had a conversation with Vlad. Some say it was an hour. Only with one Russian interpreter. What you want to bet, there were intelligence cameras, microphones getting every word. I hope Mueller has got all of it.

 

[Elixir]

He got up from dinner and walked over and had a conversation with Vlad. Some say it was an hour. Only with one Russian interpreter. What you want to bet, there were intelligence cameras, microphones getting every word. I hope Mueller has got all of it.

Uncle Vlad: "You know, it's really making this Syria thing difficult with you guys backing those rebels."

Fuckface Von Clownstick: "We'll see what we can do about that"

UV: "Make it quick, will ya?"

FFvC: "Yeah, I'll pull the plug on 'em in a few weeks here."

UV: "Good idea. We wouldn't want any of those videos that Steele mentioned coming out, would we?"

 

[ZiprHead]

"Your ball hair tickles my chin." - Peanut butter and jelly.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Probably something along the lines of "Yes, sir".

 

[starwater]

Ffvc. Vlad. I'm having trouble with Mueller, he's finding out too muc.

Uncle Vlad: no problem, make sure he dies overnight.

Ffvc: how do I do that?

UV: what you talk about in your campaign using gun in Times Square. You pussy, go get it done.

Ffvc: but I don't have a gun, don't know how to use one. And I won't get away with it.

UV: oh you just pardon yourself, easy.

Ffvc: I don't know..

UV: damn. I knew I should have got Hillary in the White House, she is more of a man.

 

[snoiduspoitus]

"You're not going to release any of that shit on the tapes are you?"

"Wouldn't think of it but I better start getting something for my dime."

 

[Opoponax]

This is what Trump said to Putin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8q74BIw-4Y