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I did some stand-up gigs after going to a local comedy school. Played the Improv a few times. Got good feedback from actual working comics. Decided it wasn't for me and stopped after I had a really good set at a theater. If someone had offered me an HBO special, I've have said "wow, thanks...

I watched a bit of her interview on Hannity, and even he seemed exasperated by her. It appears that the selection process was little more than "is she blonde? Is she pretty? Can she start right away?" and then she blamed her lack of preparedness on...pretty much everything other than her. It...

This reminds me...after I get done with my upcoming appointments with the occupational therapist, orthodontist, psychiatrist, and eye doctor, I need to get my annual flu shot and the "jab." Gotta make sure the software in my microchip is updated to the latest release.

In honor (?) of Jim Bakker's passing, a little Frank Zappa is in order:

Completely unrelated, but holy fuck Nope. Nothing to see here. No plagues at all!

Or, would there have been a sequel let alone a franchise if - at the end of Mad Max - Mel Gibson's character quipped "Jim Goose was a right cunt, and me best mate" before blowing up Johnny the Boy?

Here I am, wondering aloud if "Crocodile Dundee" would have been a hit if Mick had kept calling people cunts throughout the movie...

I was in a fraternity in college. I'm still a member (it's a lifetime thing) and we didn't do hazing. Partly because if the national organization found out, we'd be shut down immediately, but also because it didn't make sense. You're asking someone to join a brotherhood for your college years...

If by "woke" he means "will refuse to follow/give illegal orders," then that's EXACTLY what that's about. I mean, when decorated combat veterans got together to remind the military of the clear language of the UCMJ, Whiskey Pete called them "traitors" and tried to have them thrown in jail.

I'm beginning to think the guano will hit the air conditioner not too long after the election results come trickling in and the shellacking is obvious. Of course they're going to claim it was "rigged," but I'm not so sure they'll hold off until January 3rd. I'd expect a "national emergency" to...

Based on some of the reporting I've seen, the right wing media ecosystem (or at least a few podcast bros) were tipped of that Schmitt had a "bombshell" that would be the biggest thing everyone was talking about. They were tipped off so they could have their "breaking news" that Smith's hearing...

RIP to Peter Byrne from Naked Eyes. Left this life at 74.

Had a work outing tonight at a Japanese Steakhouse. I had the Teppanyaki scallops. Plenty of appetizers (edamame, friend calamari, etc), some Sake, and of course the chef cooking everything at the table. It was a fun night out. Now I just have to wake up and go in early to put on a demo for...

Random "song popped into my head on a Sunday" I had forgotten that it was only 2 1/2 minutes long. Nothing left on the table. Nearly perfect pop.

A good portion of my team members at work are located in what we call CDMX...Mexico City. We have some really great people there. They all came from customer service, but most of them caught on pretty well, and more than a few are exceptional people. For example, I was angling for more time...