Recent content by ideologyhunter

There is no Epstein Island. It's Island of America.

Hmm. I'd say, pick any eight biographies of Winston Churchill, and I suspect you won't find the authors at odds with each other on Winston's genealogy, year of birth, where he was taken after his birth, timing of major events in his career, date and time of his death, last words, and...details...

A stoner finds a magic bottle on the beach. Out comes a genie who says, "What are your three wishes?" The stoner says, "I just wanna smoke a joint with ya." The genie snaps his fingers and two fat joints appear. They both smoke 'em down. The genie says, "Time for wish number two." The stoner...

Why are women usually unhappy with uncut boyfriends??

Exactly, exactly, exactly. Bronzeage said, in post 223, "Arguing with someone who thinks the story of Noah and the Ark is historical is a supreme waste of time." Consider that that someone also believes in: > an invisible creator deity > an invisible holy ghost > his invisible son, who...

Sea level around Miami has risen about 3" since 2000. In some neighborhoods, salt water routinely comes up through the sewer mains. I hope Trump gets to rename the Atlantic as Trump Ocean, because at some point his ocean will reclaim Mar-A-Lago, which can then be designated as Trump...

What is the foolproof cure for a hangover?

There are an estimated 20 to 24 million AR 15s in private hands in America. That ship has sailed.

So, if I'm getting this, someone thinks that two of us, or who knows, fourteen of us, traveled to ancient Palestine to get on a boat? Yeah, nah. I think I can speak for the Australian Koala Community and say that none of us ever did such a deed. What, jump in the ocean, swim to Indonesia...

Love the strap tee but where is the lip piercing?

almighty penis

Trump denied knowing who "slowed down" Starshield, or even if it had happened; said he learned about it from "the media." The guy lies with every breath. Suffering and death of others mean nothing to him.

I started a liter of Diet Coke on her first day, and it still has some fizz.

I think she beat the Mooch -- his tenure was a full eleven days, and she did herself in, in just five. It's a bit unfair of Trump, as he's spent two years trying to make Canada the 51st state, and she made China a state on her 2nd day. I think the new PS should be a bot, as I had trouble...

Apparently, he'll arrive on a white horse, in a robe covered with blood, and with a double-edged sword coming out of his mouth, with which he will slaughter the armies of darkness. Worst piercing ever -- he won't be pronouncing Methuselah or Beatitudes anytime soon. Will everyone be using ASL...