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Bailiff (unfolds paper) : Your honor, it says 'We would like to have the Michael Cohen testimony read back to us. Also, some Purell and paper towels, we really can't put into words why.' Then, in a different hand, it says, 'Did he rilly pay zhat hore one hunnerd tirty tousand?! All we got...

Occam has a little stubble growing...

It was an episode in season 3 of Inside Amy Schumer. I have it on DVD. (I am not a streamer.) I think the full episode is available on YouTube, though. It was filmed in b&w, by the way, and mimics the look of the '57 film.

And, for dessert, don't miss the spoof version, 12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer. Even if you don't like Schumer, this one brings it. And it features Jeff Goldblum and Paul Giamatti.

I'm not so concerned about the 5 Christ brothers (Jesus + 4) because any good NT scholar will remind you that Donny Osmond has 7 brothers, most of whom no one gives a shit about. Also, deities sometimes have kids that just don't crave the limelight (i.e. Tiffany Trump.) What does irk me is...

Yeah, I was wrong. I thought I heard a commentator say that a preliminary panel would be picked, but there would be a later, extended voir dire, and I was wronggggg.

Okay. I suggest impanelling the following jurors: George Santos Rudy Guiliani Rod Blagojevich Elizabeth Holmes Jim Bakker Jussie Smollett Ivan Boesky Felicity Huffman Lori Loughlin Michael Avenatti Ashlee Simpson (somebody check her mic) Wesley Snipes alternates : Bill Cosby and Roger Stone...

GGG Ross is exceptional -- how many films can boast of a hand-picked cast with seven incredible actors, playing to their strengths? It is the definition of ensemble cast, just as Dinner at Eight was in '33 and Citizen Kane in '41. Al Pacino as smooth, sharklike Ricky; Jack Lemmon as Shelley...

Robin in One Hour Photo...ye gods. Who knew that a one second shot of an actor sitting on a toilet could make you recoil with a sense of doom?

You know, I must be wrong about that. Maybe the ones selected so far are permanent choices. I probably misheard the details.

Gettin' hammered when you're on the far side of 600...that's a party animal.

Uhh...never fight uphill, me boy!

Trump babbled incoherently about Gettysburg over the past weekend ("Never fight uphill, me boys!" he has Irishman Robert E. Lee saying.) Kimmel did a brilliant analysis of it by putting the whole mess on a chalkboard and reading it to the audience. You can find the video by googling kimmel...

Tooth-challenged European peasants of the 12th Century had approximately the same mind-set.

Drooping Mushroom