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The Terminator

My four your old son does not know how to say please in Spanish. That’s poor for four.

Just failed to give them to her constituents.

The campaign with Will Farrell and Zack Galifianakis

OK, folks! Today’s the day. Get out their and do your duty!

True story. My mother visited Pompeii in the 50’s. They would not let her see the brothel. It was considered too scandalous for a woman to see.

I’m surprised you didn’t find this one in Pompeii. Glad you went!

A single sperm contains about 3.5 megabytes of data. That means a single average ejaculation contains about 12 terabytes of data. That’s a lot of information. To swallow. No need to worry about me, ladies. I’ve had a vasectomy.

This video has gone viral. It's just great. I'm waiting for him to show up on the Daily Show as a host next.

Instead of a condom, I keep a moist towelette in my wallet. The odds of me finding a delicious chicken wing are far greater than my chances of getting laid.

So the disturbances in France are spreading to other capitals in Europe, but not yet to the United States. They may not reach us. Although that’s problematic I would say. I think that Americans are indeed aware of what’s going on. It’s at least headline news and it’s talked about on social...

Damn. Early Voting? Trump is killing it!