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I was confused because three different people told me that I cured their migraines with massage. So I asked my doctor about it. He said, "Those weren't migraines." So now I am no longer confused.

Thanks. I was expecting someone to say, "That's how I roll." Caption this:

Okay, but not great. Pedestrian. This is better than Old Henry, but they're about the same movie. Thief (1981, James Caan) was less good. High noon was somehow much better. Outland (1981, Sean Connery), was a remake of High Noon but not nearly as good. I didn't like Nobody or The Beekeeper...

New strain of jackalope snails encountered in Oklahoma.

The Usual Suspects

Outstanding!

“It was beauty killed the beast.” “Guns or knives, Butch?”

"... and I'll make Mexico pay for it."

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.”

The film is still great, but, yes, it is not as good as the book.

He’s Just Not That Into You

Also, those who don't know that this joke is being told in base three.

Winner!

Kong did what thru the window?

Thanks. What line doesn't go here?