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Dear, loving God, Let Trump be in the midst of a rally, and let it seize his fancy to mock Biden's age for the crowd. Let him be saying: Folks, he's out of it, and you know this. He's gaga, some people would say senile. He can't put two sentences together. Many people are saying it's elder...

See, this is why I don't like science fiction. When you hit a snag, abracadabra your way out of it.

Slam dunk. You use the Banana Doctrine. If it's just sooo obvious that it carries out its function perfectly, you get Ray Comfort or Kirk Cameron to do a video explaining how bananas = God. Or in this case, asteroids. Once bananas = God, the rest is easy. Bananas = Noah, Onan, Jonah...

That's based on the new ish of Time, which quotes Trump on what he will do with a second term. He'll use the army to build a series of detention camps for migrants, but the end result is to boot the estimated 11 million overstays and illegal crossers. Who knows if this is even achievable, if...

Yeah, nothing like uniting the nation by sending the army into Democrat-led cities, turning NATO into pay-to-play, rounding up eleven million people and deporting them, setting up new prison camps for Spanish-speaking toddlers, letting red states monitor pregnancies with arrest warrants in...

Visitor from another galaxy: Excuse please. Human who in past years was given responsibility to enforce all society's law, now is on trial and cannot obey simple order from your court? Significance, please? Also, this human is now possible next leader of society? Significance? We conclude...

Proof: he is not charged with having the 100+ docs that he did give up, early in the game. The charges resulted from lies, stalling, and willful noncompliance with the remaining boxes.

3 p.m., Manhattan Criminal Court - Trump's latest post is read to court, saying in part, 'I AM NOT ALOUD TO TALK ABOUT JUDGE & DAUGHTER, BOTH CORRUPT AND SCUM OF THE EARTH, NOT PEOPLE IN MY OPINION, THERE ANIMALS. UNPRESIDENTED ELECTION INTERFEARANCE!! WITCH HUNT!" Judge sentences Trump to...

Hard to believe the country is still chained to this awful human being.

Most Christians I know don't focus on the hell part. They have a fuzzy feel-good sense of being in a club that really pays benefits to members. If they're old enough to have been through multiple deaths in their families, they believe there will be some big reunion in the next life, and that...

Every unborn child on earth was destroyed in ch. 7 of Genesis. I guess, 'cause, their parents were eeeeeeeeeevil.

There's a convention in town, and one of the conventioneers goes looking for a whorehouse. He finds one and asks the madam, "Is this place union?" She says, "No, my girls don't need any union, sir." He says, "Well, I only patronize union whorehouses," and he storms off. He repeats this scene...

(This one straddles the line between groan and giggle. I giggled.) A heart surgeon likes to unwind at a local wine bar. He always gets a walnut daiquiri. One night he flags the server over and points to his drink. "This tastes funny. Is this my walnut daiquiri?" The server says, "No. I...

God doesn't. Deuteronomy 13.

Deuteronomy ch. 5 through 30 consists of Moses laying down the Law that God told him to teach the people. When he gets to 13:6-18, he delivers a definitional description of sectarian murder, along with a requirement to carry it out, on your own relatives, if need be, and by killing all the...

Rapture isn't a Biblical term. It was cooked up in the 1830s, at a time when spelling rules were much looser. I think it's at least possible they were going for Rupture, a more utilized word. If you are suddenly sucked up into the sky from whatever you were doing -- zero gravity plus dizzying...

This is the deranged harpy who went full-Trump during covid, denying that masks helped while asking for a full exploration of the curative powers of hydroxychloroquine, and who now salivates about being Veep in a glorious new Trump monarchy. I'd be amazed if she got it, because her state isn't...

Last year a friend called to tell me that a mutual acquaintance and died. In the course of the call, she said, "Now she knows the truth about what's on the other side." I was soooo tempted to say, "How's she gonna know anything, after she's brain-dead?" But that wouldn't have fit the mood of...

Christians butchered each other for centuries. Apparently the agape is conditional.

All good Repubs know that God gave us stewardship over the animals. Didn't Romney drive 12 hours with his dog caged on the roof of his car? Didn't Melania's gift to Donald of a Pomeranian end up suffocated under one of his man boobs? This is how God intended things, folks. Milk-fed veal...