At 1000 AU, the gravitational-lens effect sizes: Neutron star: 1", Cygnus X-1: 4", Gaia BH3: 5", Sgr A*: 32', M87* 21d.
At 1000 AU, the amount of perturbation of the Earth's orbit over a year: NS: ~ 10^(-9), Cyg X-1, GBH3: 3*10^(-8), Sgr A*: 4*10^(-3), M87*: (disruption)
So it would be hard to...