The Seersucker What the Fkker
I used to work at American Eagle Outfitters. We had Ugly Shirt contests, and the seersucker rack was up for grabs.
Me, gushing: "Ohhh, sirrrrr, that looks SO good on you. mmm mmm mmm, you are going to have a comfy BBQ... you know, this shirt comes in 6 summer...