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While Clarence and his buddies were elected by...oh, right, they weren't.

And what timing this court has...just in time for a convicted criminal to gain control of the DOJ.

I can't get past the thread title. My mind is just too nasty. NOW ON SALE ON THIS SPECIAL TV OFFER -- ACT NOW -- YOU GET NOT ONE BUT TWO DVDS FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $49.95 PLUS SHIPPING BUT YOU MUST ACT NOW!! You've seen them at St. Barts...you saw them in Maui...now see SCOTUS GONE WILD AT...

If I returned to teaching -- a pox on the thought -- and had, say, a fifth grade class in Huey Long Elementary, I think I'd start the day by pointing to our Ten Commandments poster and saying, "Class, first, we'll read these together so that you understand each one. Then, your assignment will...

Two years is a long time to let a fully charged Trump run amok in the land. Project 2025 is already drafted. Goodbye Paris Accords, goodbye NATO, goodbye civil service system, goodbye nonpartisan FBI, and, if he has Congress on his side, OMG. We're off to Jesusland on a supertrain. Texans...

A farmer goes into a bar and orders a double shot of Glenlivet. A woman two stools down says, "What a coincidence. I just ordered a double shot of Glenlivet." The farmer says, "Well, I'm celebrating." The woman says, "What a coincidence. I'm celebrating, too. We've been trying to have a baby...

Well said. The Christians should also be asked, how could the resurrection of Lazarus be found only in the last gospel to be written? John says that Lazarus died only two miles from Jerusalem, that many Judeans came out to comfort the two sisters, and that many of them saw the miracle occur...

The real victimless crime: blasphemy

"My hypothesis involves natural processes and chemical combinations." "We don't need that, because we have a book that gives us the answer." "Doesn't that book also have a talking ass, a man who dies at age 969, a woman who turns into salt, a man who grazes on grass for seven years, and a...

Anyone for some bleach blonde, bad built, butch body around here? No?

I've already booked my gear for Mar-a-Lago: Scuba Encounter, in 2060.

I didn't mention the so-called "independent" voters, so you have a point. But today's independent voters seem to me to be as maddeningly obtuse as the Trumpies. Who, in the summer of 2024, doesn't know all they need to know about Donald Trump? But maybe, some of those mysterious independents...

Gospel and Scom nailed it. This report will only matter to those who already know that supporting Trump is like being pro-brain tumors. The loyal Trump base won't hear about it, because they're insulated from any unfavorable news about their hero. The news feeds they use wouldn't touch it...

The sign makers missed a real stinker in I Corinthians: "...any woman who prays or prophesies with her head unveiled dishonors her head...For a man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. For man was not made from woman, but woman from...

I think my born again cousins would appreciate a pillow sham with the donkey dicks & huge emission quote. It would let them know that I pay serious attention to their favorite book. It should also be the quote on those religious billboards you sometimes see in Indiana cornfields. And let it...

Sunday. Time for more Pope jokes. Trump dies and sneaks into heaven using Alec Baldwin's ID. A half hour later, heaven's security team locates him. "It's you, Donald. Alec Baldwin is still down on earth and you, sir, are going to hell." They drag him to the edge of a cloud and kick him in...

I found it by googling Kimmel 10 Commandments.

On Kimmel Live a couple of nights ago, he covered this in his monologue...and his staff put together a Power Point of all 10 Commandments paired with images of Trump violating them. SPOILER: ...the best one was Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, showing Biden and the WH.

The postmistress in Looneyville was a riot -- she told me about all the other tourists who stopped just to say they'd been there, and also that their town signs are continually stolen. Weiner is big enough to have cop cars that say Weiner PD, and there's a Bank of Weiner. I didn't see a Weiner...

Yeah, but Leviticus 11 still gives you the basis for a hearty, diverse spread of food. You can eat all the crickets, locusts, and grasshoppers you want. (Just add a little sriracha.) The Leviticus writers seem to think these bugs have 4 legs, by the way, but maybe they closed their eyes...