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This was actually a spam I received in my inbox... as I said, I was considering adding it to the Humor thread but thought it was a bit NSFW. ;)

Wasn't sure whether to put this example of how to wear a mask correctly in here or under "Images that make you laugh". Rule 34 strikes again.

I'm guessing it's a "Goatse" in-joke. And if you don't know what Goatse is, then don't do a Google Image Search for it. ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiGiMU4vd4Q

Back to John Allen Chau - the latest media speculation is that he may have been trying to bring about the Second Coming/Armageddon because his missionary society believes this can't happen until everyone on the planet has heard the name of Jeezus. :eek:

Missionaries on the Death of John Allen Chau: :rolleyes:

To quote the Westboro Baptist Church lunatics: :rolleyes: Don't know about statistics, but just Google "missionary deported" or "missionary arrested". :glare:

Well, yeah, if it were really that important, God could just make it rain down copies of the Bible on the island in the tribe's own language. If they don't have a written language (which is quite possible), he could make it an Audiobook. :)

According to CNN, he had ambitions delusions of living among them, learning their language, and translating the Bible into Sentinelese. :rolleyes:

That's pretty much what the Indian authorities concluded when the two trespassing fishermen were killed on the island back in 2006. Even the father of one of the dead men more or less forgave the tribe and admitted his son had no business going there.

It'll be interesting to see if the Indian and/or American governments manage to retrieve him, dead or alive. Kinda reminds me of that American college student who entered the lion's den by going to North Korea and then trying to steal a Kim dynasty banner. It seems this is not the first time...

It's being reported that he wrote in his diary that God had aided him to evade the coast guard during his illegal boat journey to the island. I wouldn't be surprised if he believed God would magically faith-heal the islanders of any diseases. :rolleyes: