A Spell to Bind Donald Trump

[Keith&Co.]

...and All Those Who Abet Him (version 2.0)

https://extranewsfeed.com/a-spell-t...et-him-february-24th-mass-ritual-51f3d94f62f4


A monthly ritual to cast a 'binding' on President Trump and his posse. Not a curse, as the Rede would contraindicate such.

The evangelicals pray for God to protect their bestie, others pray to their gods to best the beastie.

What struck me were the spell components.

•Unflattering photo of Trump (small);
•Tower tarot card (from any deck)
•Tiny stub of an orange candle
•Pin or small nail (to inscribe candle)
•White candle (any size), representing the element of Fire
•Small bowl of water, representing elemental Water
•Small bowl of salt, representing elemental Earth
•Feather (any), representing the element of Air
•Matches or lighter
•Ashtray or dish of sand

Someone certainly has a greater sense of humor than the Evangelicals. But the question comes to mind... Are there any 'flattering' photos of Trump?

 

[ideologyhunter]

Shouldn't mouse turds be in there? (Representing the tweets.)

 

[Keith&Co.]

Shouldn't mouse turds be in there? (Representing the tweets.)

Turds would be appropriate. Or a can of pea soup (thinking Linda Blair, exorcist)?.

 

[Jason Harvestdancer]

Works about as well as anything the Democrats have done.

 

[Gun Nut]

Are there any 'flattering' photos of Trump?

Yes. Fox News frequently displays a particular photo of Trump that has been airbrushed like a playboy centerfold. I was just noticing it last night, actually... his teeth are whitened and his skin tone lightened and evened out.. he is smiling with no wrinkles, and his cheeks are particularly healthy and rosey colored... with no lines at all. His neck is smooth, and his hair is sitting perfectly in place. The artist that made that up is a genius.