Donald Trump's Twelve Days of Christmas

[lpetrich]

Comics - The Boston Globe - The Boston Globe

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, Bob Mueller gave to me...

12 Russians singing
11 aides a-pleading
10 staff resigning
9 ladies suing
8 lawyers billing
7 days rage-tweeting
6 judges judging
5 bank-rupt-cies
4 tax returns
3 girlfriends
2 suspect sons
And some handcuffs waiting for me.

 

[crazyfingers]

Nice!

 

[ideologyhunter]

But for the gift that keeps on giving, Trumpo will have to wait til February, they're saying now. For him it's a worse gift than socks, 'cause it's pages and pages to read.