Elysian beats out Heaven for best afterlife

[SLD]

https://www.theonion.com/heaven-slides-to-sixth-place-in-annual-quality-of-after-1820251424

"WASHINGTON—Dropping to its lowest position in thousands of millennia, the everlasting paradise of Heaven reportedly slid to sixth place in the 2017 Annual Quality of Afterlife Rankings released Tuesday. "

SLD

 

[sharon45]

It must be caused by all of those recent threads bashing Heaven in the General Religion section.

 

[dendrast]

This is just a general comment, but my favourite Onion headline of all time was when Obama got elected.

"BLACK MAN GIVEN WORST JOB IN AMERICA!"


And don't even start. If Trump thought it was such a great job, he'd actually be doing it.

 

[Potoooooooo]

https://www.theonion.com/heaven-slides-to-sixth-place-in-annual-quality-of-after-1820251424

"WASHINGTON—Dropping to its lowest position in thousands of millennia, the everlasting paradise of Heaven reportedly slid to sixth place in the 2017 Annual Quality of Afterlife Rankings released Tuesday. "

SLD