Fictional Team-Ups

[dockeen]

Sitting watching 24, some interesting "introduction dialogues" popped into my head in which characters who will never meet, meet, like:

"I'm Jack Bauer"

"I'm Batman"


Or

"Mr. Bauer, I would like to introduce you to your OSI partner for this mission, his name is Steve Austin"

"The astronaut? Why him? With all due respect, I am going to have to move fast on this..."

"Mr Bauer, let me tell you a little about Mr. Austin"


Got some impossible meetings, and introductory dialogue?

 

[Keith&Co.]

Rowan Atkinson teaches culture to Homer Simpson

(The two of them walk down Main Street, again)

ROWAN: Look, all it takes is a patronizing attitude, and an ability to avoid cliche. Let's step in here. (They enter the Comic Book Guy's shop)

COMIC BOOK GUY: Rowan Atkinson! Mr. Bean! The Thin Blue Line! The Secret Policemen's Other Ball! Not the Nine O'Clock News! Sir! I have spent my whole life emulating your style of erudite patronizing insults!

ROWAN: Your whole life, eh? Well, I would have thought you had dedicated your life to Monty Python.

COMIC BOOK GUY: Monty Python? Why would you think that?

ROWAN: Well, for one, the age would make more sense for your 'whole life' and far more telling, the entire troupe could fit into your trousers.

COMIC BOOK GUY: Oooh! I have been insulted by Blackadder! What an honor! And in riposte, sir, I must say that your humour is... is... um... Damn. This ALWAYS happens.

ROWAN: Alright, you go home, and at 2 a.m., when something finally occurs to you, write it down, and send it to my agent. I'm sure he'll appreciate it. Come along, Homer, we'll find someplace a little more challenging. (they leave)

COMIC BOOK GUY: I was insulted by Edmund, Lord Blackadder. This will become my new standard for a 'high point' in my life
(Takes the current page off the 'page-a-day' Ziggy calendar, writes 'Insulted by Blackadder' on it and pins it to the wall at the top of a line of Ziggy calendar pages. In order, the previous high points were 'Sex with a woman!' followed by 'Sold Radioactive Man #1' then 'Paid off Car Loan' then 'Sex' then 'Star Wars #1' then 'Met Spock at Convention' and 'Sex?' pinned side by side as if unsure which was better, then Star Wars #3 (with the 3 crossed out to read 6), Star Wars #2 (with the 2 crossed out to read 5), Star Wars #1 (with the 1 crossed out to read 4)

 

[Jayjay]

Andy Samberg's character from Brooklyn Nine Nine meets Mathew MacConaghey's character from True Detective.

... do I even need to give dialogue? I think pretty much anything these two guys uttered in their respective shows would qualify. For example:

[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rfm3Iz92xA[/YOUTUBE]

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1TB04r9dQw[/youtube]

 

[dockeen]

"Mr. Kolchak, my name is Gil Grissom from the Las Vegas crime lab. In researching some recent disappearances, I came across some reports that were...conveniently misfiled in the early 70s. Since you appear to be the only person familiar with the case of one Janus Skozeny, I need your help"

 

[Keith&Co.]

Winnie the Pooh does Star Trek (Tribbles Episode, of course)
http://keithvii.deviantart.com/art/Winnie-The-Pooh-in-Star-Trek-66288945

Captain Pooh's Log, Stardate, oh, a little past lunch but not quite siesta. Kanga tells me that we have received a Priority Top Oh Help call from Deep Woods Station K7, so we went really fast and got here. K7 is between the territories of the Federated Woods and the Klingger Empire. Both sides are attempting to develop Sherman's Planet, in accordance with the peace treaty shoved down everyone's throat by the Organics. Whichever side does the best for the Giant Space Bees on the planet gets control of the place.

ROO (at helm): Captain, we're approaching K7.

POOH (sitting in CO chair): Let's go to that shiny state, Mr Roo.

ROO: Red alert, Captain Pooh?

POOH: Sounds good. So what's happening at K7? Is it the Klinggers?

ROBBIN: Pooh, you big silly. There's nothing out there but K7. Long-see-thingy's show the station is at rest, space is quiet, and nothing bigger than a space barge is even in orbit around Sherman's planet.

ROO: Doesn't look like anything's out there to justify a Priority Top Oh Help call, sir.

POOH: Oh, bother. I hate it when trouble plays hide and seek. That means we have to go looking for trouble.

EEYORE: (At navigation station) Yep. And we usually find it.

 

[prideandfall]

Andy Samberg's character from Brooklyn Nine Nine meets Mathew MacConaghey's character from True Detective.

you, sir, just won the internet.