Fire Ants Are Being Laced with Homosexual Chemtrails to Bite Christians And Convert Them To Homosexuality

[Potoooooooo]

http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/...christians-and-convert-them-to-homosexuality/
Fire ants are being laced with homosexual chemtrails and then dumped in neighborhoods with higher per capita rates of Christianity.Various Christian neighborhoods in Texas have been reporting a sharp increase in these chemtrail laced fire ants and the CDC is reporting a higher incidence of homosexuality in Texas. The Texas Chaper of the Christian Defense League suggests homeowners spray all of their doorways with bug guard and be vigilant in not becoming victimized by one of these ants.

 

[Keith&Co.]

The CDC tracks rates of homosexuality by neighborhood...?

Everything else in the story seems legit, though.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Good idea---keep them from reproducing!

 

[fast]

I have some 'good' ideas of my own.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

And not just any bug guard. The Christian Defense League's patented anti-homosexuality bug guard is guaranteed to be 100% effective in preventing fire ants from turning your children into homosexuals.

At just $250 / bottle, it's a cost effective way to keep your beautiful, beloved children from being whipped out of their homes by angry parents and then burning in Hell.

 

[funinspace]

Uhm....almost too crazy to be true...but watch out for the aircraft chemtrails...as they are an evil plot by the overlords of darkness; and Chucky Cheese Norris will fight them for you.

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