Keith&Co.
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You know those Chuck Norris jokes?
Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun. The sun went blind.
Chuck threw a grenade into a crowded room. Twenty people died. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck ran, unarmed, into a 'live shooter' situation. He came out of a 'dead shooter' situation.
What can you say about Florida Man?
Florida Man looked directly at the sun during an eclipse. Giuliani went blind.
Florida Man threw a grenade into a room full of Congressmen. Pelosi saw the pin was still in, went on with the meeting. Ted Cruz swears he died in that room.
Florida Man ran into a 'live shooter' situation. Or, he would have. He really wanted to. But there was a ramp involved... A steep ramp. And slippery.
Chuck Norris looked directly at the sun. The sun went blind.
Chuck threw a grenade into a crowded room. Twenty people died. Then the grenade exploded.
Chuck ran, unarmed, into a 'live shooter' situation. He came out of a 'dead shooter' situation.
What can you say about Florida Man?
Florida Man looked directly at the sun during an eclipse. Giuliani went blind.
Florida Man threw a grenade into a room full of Congressmen. Pelosi saw the pin was still in, went on with the meeting. Ted Cruz swears he died in that room.
Florida Man ran into a 'live shooter' situation. Or, he would have. He really wanted to. But there was a ramp involved... A steep ramp. And slippery.