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PARDON APPLICATION
Print firmly and legibly or cut letters from magazines.
Name _______________________
Alias ________________________
Current Address:
Institution ____________________ Cell Block _______ Cell __________ Solitary Cell, if assigned _________
Crimes you are indicted/convicted of (use separate page if necessary):
______________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________________________________
Crimes you plan to commit in future:
______________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________________________________________________________________________

Bona Fides:
1. Name the greatest American President. ________________________________________
2. Who protects us from Antifa and caravans? _____________________________________
3. Who won the 2020 Presidential election? _______________________________________
4. Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me? __________________________

I am not a robot: In the field below, circle any name of a great American.

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Processing fee of $5000 to Trumpamerica Inc.: attach cashier's check or use credit card: ____________ Exp. ____ Sec. Code________

Signature _______________________________________date _________
Alias Signature___________________________________ date _________