Potoooooooo
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Just found this little gem on another forum and it was too good not to share
This is Crazy Christian Crap worthy of Jack Chick himself
This is Crazy Christian Crap worthy of Jack Chick himself
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GOD HATES DINOSAURS
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DBT
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Oh, those damned dastardly evil Angels, interfering with a wonderful plan from the God of Love; drowning the whole world in a fit of rage.
Eldarion Lathria
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But the Dinosaurs won. They moved to heaven and stayed. They're still there after the revolution that deposed god and created the Peoples' Republic of Heaven. BTW we still have dinosaurs on earth. They're called birds.
Eldarion Lathria
Eldarion Lathria
Cheerful Charlie
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Why did God create those damned "unclean" species?
T.G.G. Moogly
Traditional Atheist
They probably didn't make it onto Noah's legendary craft because they were too big and crapped too much.
It's either that or with the discovery that so many dinosaurs sported feathers, Noah thought they were birds and could just fly around until it stopped raining.
But apparently with nowhere to land except Noah's yacht, owing to their size Noah had them repeatedly sticked off. So now they're all dead except for small birds and birds like penguins that were good swimmers.
But lots of dinosaurs were totally aquatic. Such a mystery, right up there with how reindeer can stay airborne.
It's either that or with the discovery that so many dinosaurs sported feathers, Noah thought they were birds and could just fly around until it stopped raining.
But apparently with nowhere to land except Noah's yacht, owing to their size Noah had them repeatedly sticked off. So now they're all dead except for small birds and birds like penguins that were good swimmers.
But lots of dinosaurs were totally aquatic. Such a mystery, right up there with how reindeer can stay airborne.