God having trouble getting credit

[ksen]

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God says that for two years, he’s been trying to sort out his financial history with the company, which has no proof he’s real. The hassle prevented him from buying an Infiniti last year

welp

 

[ksen]

What does god need with an infiniti anyway?

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Sounds like he's got a decent case. If the company has a problem recognizing someone with the name God, then that's between them and Satan and it shouldn't affect this guy's life.

 

[Loren Pechtel]

Sounds like he's got a decent case. If the company has a problem recognizing someone with the name God, then that's between them and Satan and it shouldn't affect this guy's life.

Agreed. It's amazing how stupid companies can get.

 

[braces_for_impact]

That's because the middlemen keep taking all the cash...