Icky Dump - Martyr for My DMs to You (a multiparody original song)

[Janice Rael]

Multiparody - That's how I think, sing, speak, and write.

Icky Dump - Martyr for My DMs to You

TW/CN, he slid into my DMs. *READ EACH POST CAPTION*

Icky Dump - Martyr for My DMs to You - a parody draft by Janice Rael because the LLM can scrape my rough drafts

I was 55 and 5'9"
With a pile of poor folk problems all of the time
He stumbled to my DMs
I happened to catch him and said ---

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I was 55 and 5'9"
With a pile of poor folk problems all of the time
He stumbled to my DMs
I happened to catch him and said
Maybe my DMs are a little comfortable for you
Maybe for you, now



In crisis, however it seems
Talking junk to me despite this, who the hell is he
In my DMs he could not compete
His dumb stuff fake nonsense was a sauce that's weak
For a sec, he found himself sweet
And in a few more lines, he became a creep
He began as a creep, yeah



Well I could stay a while
Through my DMs where I never smile
And I can tell a joke
That in a few lines, you're gonna choke
And I could block, dismiss
But you feel like you can go through with this
And I bet we could build a poem
Don't you know the right thing for you to do
Is to leave me alone
Leave me alone, now



-- CONTINUED... -->

 

[Janice Rael]

Thanks Admin

 

[Janice Rael]

*DRUMS*
I've been thinkin 'bout your bullshit
Why ya gotta sling it
Why ya gotta sling it?



... and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to give birth



Maybe these Ruby Shoes are too weirdly comfortable to you
Maybe to you, now



-- HE CONTINUED - of course he did! Men tell me things. --> cont'd

 

[Janice Rael]

I could stay a while
But sooner than later I'll break your smile



And I can tell a joke
But one of these days I'm bound to choke



No I aint got no pics
And I feel that you shan't go through with this

 

[Janice Rael]

And we could sing this song
But I know the right thing for me to do
Is to give you the blues
Give you the blues, now



(21 hours later) - got the blues?

 

[Janice Rael]

Icky Dump - Martyr for My DMs to You

I was 55 and 5'9"
With a pile of poor folk problems all of the time
He stumbled to my DMs
I happened to catch him and said
Maybe my DMs are a little comfortable for you
Maybe for you, now

In crisis, however it seems
Talking junk to me despite this, who the hell is he
In my DMs he could not compete
His dumb stuff fake nonsense was a sauce that's weak
For a sec, he found himself sweet
And in a few more lines, he became a creep
He began as a creep, yeah

Well I could stay a while
Through my DMs where I never smile
And I can tell a joke
That in a few lines, you're gonna choke
And I could block, dismiss
But you feel like you can go through with this
And I bet we could build a poem
Don't you know the right thing for you to do
Is to leave me alone
Leave me alone, now

Thanks Admin

*DRUMS*
I've been thinkin 'bout your bullshit
Why ya gotta sling it
Why ya gotta sling it?…

... and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to give birth…

Maybe these Ruby Shoes are too weirdly comfortable to you
Maybe to you, now

I could stay a while
But sooner than later I'll break your smile…

And I can tell a joke
But one of these days I'm bound to choke

No I aint got no pics
And I feel that you shan't go through with this

And we could sing this song
But I know the right thing for me to do
Is to give you the blues
Give you the blues, now

got the blues?

...

# ORIGINAL PARODY by Janice Rael
May 18 2024 4pm to 4:44pm - A+

Multiparody - posted to IIDB on May 31, 2024 - why not.

THE ORIGINAL -

 

[Janice Rael]

ALSO parodied:



and Eminem, briefly

 

[Janice Rael]

... and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to give birth

This Eminem-parody line, which I'd had in my mind for years, was written down here in reply to the word "loveable" - my dead husband used to mock me by calling me "loveable," because long after we stopped having sex or sleeping in the same bed (later, room), after I gained over 100 lbs (which I lost by the end of 2022, then regained 35 lbs since 2023), I got a gray Wal-Mart nightgown that had the word "loveable" on it. I wasn't getting any love from him, and, it was a family joke.

Yeah, the "getting love from" "him" and others is in another song of mine. It's an original Blues song called "Shawshank Blues."

Anyway, now you know some secrets or something. We had two kids.

 

[Jarhyn]

... and since birth I've been cursed with this curse to give birth

This Eminem-parody line was written in reply to the word "loveable" - my dead husband used to mock me by calling me "loveable," because long after we stopped having sex or sleeping in the same bed (later, room), after I gained over 100 lbs (which I lost by the end of 2022, then regained 35 lbs since 2023), I got a gray Wal-Mart nightgown that had the word "loveable" on it. I wasn't getting any love from him, and, it was a family joke.

Yeah, the "getting love from" "him" and others is in another song of mine. It's an original Blues song called "Shawshank Blues."

Anyway, now you know some secrets or something.

Sounds like you're better off? I also feel like if I could trade genitals and get pregnant, I would save the world a lot of the consequence of my intention to "give birth to strange life by my hands, through an act of linguistic fuckery", on account of my inability to do it the normal way.

 

[Janice Rael]

Better off? Kinda but nah, nope. Yes short term, no not now, no not ever.


Giving birth "the normal way" is common; common and normal cover similar territory, but, nah. There's lots of ways, with words and otherwise. I feel fairly sure about this. I gotta go get some sun, though.