IKEA Releases More Affordable Wall Option

[Jimmy Higgins]

The Postillon

The Scandinavian furniture maker has offered the USA a practical, ready-made solution with “Börder Wåll”. All they need to do is pick it up in a van from the nearest IKEA branch and put it up where they want it to go. Totalling US $9,999,999,999.99, “Börder Wåll” is significantly cheaper than a conventional wall. Estimates suggest that a conventional wall would cost between US $15 and $25 billion.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Pfft. You know that the box is only going to have 1,886,423 screws in it and you're just going to be standing there with an almost completed wall, trying to figure out how the hell you're going to finish the thing.

Mexico isn't going to be paying for an incomplete wall, either, so you'll be shafted for the cost of it as well because of this.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Pfft. You know that the box is only going to have 1,886,423 screws in it and you're just going to be standing there with an almost completed wall, trying to figure out how the hell you're going to finish the thing.

Mexico isn't going to be paying for an incomplete wall, either, so you'll be shafted for the cost of it as well because of this.

Won't matter much anyway. Same website had an article saying Mexico was already building tunnels under the border before the wall is even built.

 

[Don2 (Don1 Revised)]

So either way you're screwed.