It Is George Carlin's Birthday!

[AthenaAwakened]

quote(s) of the day in honor of George Carlin's birthday.

1. "I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!"
2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
3. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.
4. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
5. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.

 

[Jimmy Higgins]

Right now he is up in heaven with Robin Williams, both quite glad god has a sense of humor.

 

[Thomas II]