Kellyanne Conway Probably Not Responsible for Epsteins Injuries

[Jimmy Higgins]

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The rich guy slash alleged underaged sex connoisseur Epstein was found harmed in his cell in prison as he awaits jail stuff. Several theories are flying around the Internet including pulling a Wilson Fisk. What seems to be ascertain is that Kellyanne Conway was in no way involved. It is extremely unlikely that her tentacles slithered out of her blouse and wrapped around Epstein's neck in an attempt to snuff his life out to prevent him from giving out intel that would be harmful to Donald Trump. It is equally unlikely that she was spooked before the job was finished and apparited out of the jail cell before being seen.

Epstein has been put on suicide watch, however, although it seems unlikely that the heightened overview of him was to track whether Conway came into the cell again to complete the commands from her demon lord.

 

[Keith&Co.]

Ah, you ruined it at the end. Demons have much better hair.

 

[Jarhyn]

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The rich guy slash alleged underaged sex connoisseur Epstein was found harmed in his cell in prison as he awaits jail stuff. Several theories are flying around the Internet including pulling a Wilson Fisk. What seems to be ascertain is that Kellyanne Conway was in no way involved. It is extremely unlikely that her tentacles slithered out of her blouse and wrapped around Epstein's neck in an attempt to snuff his life out to prevent him from giving out intel that would be harmful to Donald Trump. It is equally unlikely that she was spooked before the job was finished and apparited out of the jail cell before being seen.

Epstein has been put on suicide watch, however, although it seems unlikely that the heightened overview of him was to track whether Conway came into the cell again to complete the commands from her demon lord.

Hey now, accusing Kellyanne Conway of having tentacles under her blouse is an unfair slur to all of us who now have or would seek to have tentacles under our blouses. We do not claim her. Rather, she has barbed spider legs down there. Not the same thing at all!

Clearly the evidence of her anatomy vindicates her in suspicion of this crime

 

[ZiprHead]

 Frank Pentangeli or Frankie Five Angels

After the hearing, Corleone family consigliere Tom Hagen (Robert Duvall) visits Pentangeli in custody. Hagen tells Pentangeli, a history buff, a story about how traitors in ancient Rome could spare their families if they committed suicide; the implication being that Michael will take care of Pentangeli's family if he kills himself. Pentangeli thanks Hagen, returns to his assigned quarters, and slits his wrists while taking a bath.

 

[Tom Sawyer]

Has anyone verified where Conway was during the assault and, if so, has it been confirmed that her species doesn't have some sort of shapeshifting ability which allowed to fool any potential witnesses to her location?

 

[Jarhyn]

Has anyone verified where Conway was during the assault and, if so, has it been confirmed that her species doesn't have some sort of shapeshifting ability which allowed to fool any potential witnesses to her location?

You'll have to ask Ted Cruz.