Janice Rael
Maybe it's literal, maybe hyperbole.™
- Joined
- May 3, 2024
- Messages
- 470
- Location
- Jenkintown PA
- Gender
- Surprise me, or she/her
- Basic Beliefs
- I believe I need to ask more people
KYLE Rittenhouse deserves this. Hey IIDB, I write songs. I often write songs about memes.
Kyle's Lily Militia Fruit Snacks - by Janice Rael
Fruit snacks from mommy
Who drove him over state lines
To help him shoot strangers
With his gun, but it's fine
He said he was there to
Protect private buildings
Which matter much more
Than the lives he was killing
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My son Kyle
Here is a gun, have some fun, let's go wild
I am your mommy and you are my child
Wanna shoot someone? I will drive all the miles
PRO LIFE PRO GUN my son Kyle
PRO LIFE PRO GUN Republican style
Let's make a whole lot more guns
Let's sell arms to everyone
Wait no, not to Black persons
Stay strict to the Constitution
PRO LIFE PRO GUN our war is holy
PRO LIFE PRO GUN my Congressman told me
PRO LIFE PRO GUN but no safe legal abortion
PRO LIFE PRO GUN it's not a contortion
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My son, Kyle
I'll send you fruit snacks so that you can smile
Sit back, relax, grab your gun, get in style
Regulations, aint been none for a while
The Lily Militia
Is in this picture
The Lily Militia
No one will get with ya
You’d rather have a huge gun
Than satisfy anyone
You have to have a virgin
Who doesn’t know they can -
(run run) RUN. Um, I’m not even done
I have barely begun
Haven’t named anyone
YET, hmm, but you can bet
That no, I did not forget
And if you don’t show regret
For those times then I might rhyme about it
Oh, White Supremacishet
I know you, I know your kind of mind
You showed me, a hundred million times
You told me, you sold me and mine
Your bullshit Ammosexual story line
Fine. Ok, maybe I combine some topics
When I write these rhymes on meme pics
I opine and whine, have you seen this
I have plenty of time, I do mean this
I allude to crime ‘cause I’ve seen it
Yeah it’s theirs not mine, I describe it
I put it in rhyme and I scribe it, it might go online
This is what I do ‘til I get legal advice
That would be nice, so I can show their vice
Like I did in the lines above at least twice
The Lily Militia
Is in this picture
The Lily Militia
I am the descriptor
You wish that I missed ya, that I didn’t diss ya
I don’t care if you're an Enby or a ma’am or a mister
Nah, anyone can be bad
I was bad to my sisters, my brother, and kids, yeah
To my husband who was sad until he noped out
All the others I have hurt, so many of thousands
But - who’s the one who taught it to me
And - who’s the ones who prostituted me
Now I have Complex PTSD, didn’t serve my country, also ADHD
Of course I am also autistic and queer and not quite theistic
Don’t fear unless you think I maybe missed it
Nothing is a binary, spectrums are realistic
Mmm, ok I’ll be done
I honestly am doing this just for fun
Because I can and because I want
Because I almost died and I still really need money
Not a lie, that’s why I try to make it funny
But I don’t really get replies from anybody
# original - will sing for emoji reacts or money
Kyle's Lily Militia Fruit Snacks - by Janice Rael
Fruit snacks from mommy
Who drove him over state lines
To help him shoot strangers
With his gun, but it's fine
He said he was there to
Protect private buildings
Which matter much more
Than the lives he was killing
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My son Kyle
Here is a gun, have some fun, let's go wild
I am your mommy and you are my child
Wanna shoot someone? I will drive all the miles
PRO LIFE PRO GUN my son Kyle
PRO LIFE PRO GUN Republican style
Let's make a whole lot more guns
Let's sell arms to everyone
Wait no, not to Black persons
Stay strict to the Constitution
PRO LIFE PRO GUN our war is holy
PRO LIFE PRO GUN my Congressman told me
PRO LIFE PRO GUN but no safe legal abortion
PRO LIFE PRO GUN it's not a contortion
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! My son, Kyle
I'll send you fruit snacks so that you can smile
Sit back, relax, grab your gun, get in style
Regulations, aint been none for a while
The Lily Militia
Is in this picture
The Lily Militia
No one will get with ya
You’d rather have a huge gun
Than satisfy anyone
You have to have a virgin
Who doesn’t know they can -
(run run) RUN. Um, I’m not even done
I have barely begun
Haven’t named anyone
YET, hmm, but you can bet
That no, I did not forget
And if you don’t show regret
For those times then I might rhyme about it
Oh, White Supremacishet
I know you, I know your kind of mind
You showed me, a hundred million times
You told me, you sold me and mine
Your bullshit Ammosexual story line
Fine. Ok, maybe I combine some topics
When I write these rhymes on meme pics
I opine and whine, have you seen this
I have plenty of time, I do mean this
I allude to crime ‘cause I’ve seen it
Yeah it’s theirs not mine, I describe it
I put it in rhyme and I scribe it, it might go online
This is what I do ‘til I get legal advice
That would be nice, so I can show their vice
Like I did in the lines above at least twice
The Lily Militia
Is in this picture
The Lily Militia
I am the descriptor
You wish that I missed ya, that I didn’t diss ya
I don’t care if you're an Enby or a ma’am or a mister
Nah, anyone can be bad
I was bad to my sisters, my brother, and kids, yeah
To my husband who was sad until he noped out
All the others I have hurt, so many of thousands
But - who’s the one who taught it to me
And - who’s the ones who prostituted me
Now I have Complex PTSD, didn’t serve my country, also ADHD
Of course I am also autistic and queer and not quite theistic
Don’t fear unless you think I maybe missed it
Nothing is a binary, spectrums are realistic
Mmm, ok I’ll be done
I honestly am doing this just for fun
Because I can and because I want
Because I almost died and I still really need money
Not a lie, that’s why I try to make it funny
But I don’t really get replies from anybody
# original - will sing for emoji reacts or money