Jimmy Higgins
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ALBANY, NY -- A local man driving a 2017 Toyota Prius was observed, while stopped at a traffic light, to not be remotely in beat with the song he was tapping in "rhythm" with on the steering wheel. An onlooker who was waiting to cross the street, observed that the beat the man was tapping out wasn't remotely the drum beat, drum bass beat, or the bass.
Another observer noted that every once in a while he'd be in sync, but then quickly back out of it, like turn signals on different cars blinking at the same time.
The poorly beat out percussion lasted roughly ninety seconds, when the light changed and the driver proceeded on.
At the time of reporting, it was unclear whether the driver knew how off he was or whether he actually thought he was on beat.
Another observer noted that every once in a while he'd be in sync, but then quickly back out of it, like turn signals on different cars blinking at the same time.
The poorly beat out percussion lasted roughly ninety seconds, when the light changed and the driver proceeded on.
At the time of reporting, it was unclear whether the driver knew how off he was or whether he actually thought he was on beat.