Why can't it just be that if we live in the necessary ideal universe, then the probability of hitting a point with a dart is infinitesimal, and the chances of hitting a target that doesn't exist is 0?
Sorry I can't answer properly a question that does make sense to me.
To me, in the ideal world you have described, the probability for any particular point to be hit by the dart is not zero. It is undetermined as 1/infinity is. You can go a bit further. The summation over the board should be 1 but we can't prove that it is because infinity/infinity is also undertermined. Yet, all this is a consequence of your specification of the ideal universe. It is unclear to me that such a universe could exist at all, meaning that if your specifications don't lead to a conclusive description of how things behave in it, it's not really a specification of any possible universe. IOW, the probability of your ideal universe to represent a real universe is zero.
So you say it is a paradox but to solve it you just need to prove that the summation of probabilities over the board gives 1 as expected. So it is a mathematical
problem, not a logical paradox.
Intuitively, though, as long as 1/infinity is not zero, I don't see any problem with the expected outcome that one point would be picked up by the dart. However, since it is not a real universe, we cannot check whether any point would be picked up in reality. So, we only have our expectation that this would be the outcome. You want to see a paradox because you claim without proof that infinitesimally small is the same as zero. Sorry, prove it! Without this there is no paradox, just the mathematical problem of describing probabilities properly in this imaginary universe.
EB