ideologyhunter
Contributor
In past years I tried to create lists of resolutions that could be finished off in one hour max, i.e., move reading chair away from window, roll loose change into coin wrappers, eat 5 baby carrots. My philosophy was, make 'em specific and easy to fulfill and you won't have a complex about them.
This year, I've decided on a long-range resolution, which is to retool my personality into A-B-C-D-E-F-G. A Benevolent Coot, Definitely Everybody's Friggin Grandpa.
(The only hitch is that I basically dislike America's Youth. Hafta find a way around that.)
This year, I've decided on a long-range resolution, which is to retool my personality into A-B-C-D-E-F-G. A Benevolent Coot, Definitely Everybody's Friggin Grandpa.
(The only hitch is that I basically dislike America's Youth. Hafta find a way around that.)