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NEW YORK, NY -- Rumors began circulating earlier in the week regarding a potential bombshell regarding Donald Trump. TMZ has officially gone on record with the rumors and Donald Trump has announced a press conference to confirm what has been the biggest shocking news story in a Presidential Election ever.
TMZ reported this morning that comedian, actress, tv show host Rosie O'Donnell was and has always been Donald Trump in drag. TMZ, citing a source hugely close to Donald Trump, stated that Trump wanted to have a much larger media presence, and despite talking about himself in the third person in call in radio programs about how great he was, the offers weren't coming. So Trump devised a plan to dress up as a woman, work his way through the comic circuits, become a movie star in movies such as A League of Their Own, and then even hosting The View, a morning program on ABC.
TMZ indicated that that Trump's business performances dropped substantially during this period because he had committed himself to the alter-ego role of Rosie O'Donnell and it was taking up most of his time. Trump reportedly got the idea from the Dustin Hoffman film Tootsie and figured, "If it worked for that tiny Jew, why not me."
The name O'Donnell was a clue as to his true identity, closely aligning his own first name in his alter-ego's last name. The public 'spat' between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump apparently was designed to give Donald a bigger media presence and gain some press.
It is unknown whether this revelation will lead Donald Trump to resign from the race. RNC Chairman Reince Priebus could not be contacted to determine what the Republican Party's stances were to both the startling revelation and what the party would do if Trump resigned.
TMZ reported this morning that comedian, actress, tv show host Rosie O'Donnell was and has always been Donald Trump in drag. TMZ, citing a source hugely close to Donald Trump, stated that Trump wanted to have a much larger media presence, and despite talking about himself in the third person in call in radio programs about how great he was, the offers weren't coming. So Trump devised a plan to dress up as a woman, work his way through the comic circuits, become a movie star in movies such as A League of Their Own, and then even hosting The View, a morning program on ABC.
TMZ indicated that that Trump's business performances dropped substantially during this period because he had committed himself to the alter-ego role of Rosie O'Donnell and it was taking up most of his time. Trump reportedly got the idea from the Dustin Hoffman film Tootsie and figured, "If it worked for that tiny Jew, why not me."
The name O'Donnell was a clue as to his true identity, closely aligning his own first name in his alter-ego's last name. The public 'spat' between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump apparently was designed to give Donald a bigger media presence and gain some press.
It is unknown whether this revelation will lead Donald Trump to resign from the race. RNC Chairman Reince Priebus could not be contacted to determine what the Republican Party's stances were to both the startling revelation and what the party would do if Trump resigned.