Jimmy Higgins
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LONDON, ENGLAND -- The loose lips of former Prime Minister Boris Johnson led to his untimely death. The Prime Minister had noted that he'd "rather be dead in a ditch" than ask the EU for an additional delay in the Article 50 Brexit maneuver.
What the PM was unaware of, was his statement was technically made in a forum that provided for an automated Royal Assent.
The body was discovered by a teen who had originally thought they found a bloated manatee wearing a suit and a ruffled toupee in a ditch.
Scotland Yard confirmed that the body was positively ID'd as the former Prime Minister and that his death looked particularly painful.
What the PM was unaware of, was his statement was technically made in a forum that provided for an automated Royal Assent.
The body was discovered by a teen who had originally thought they found a bloated manatee wearing a suit and a ruffled toupee in a ditch.
Scotland Yard confirmed that the body was positively ID'd as the former Prime Minister and that his death looked particularly painful.