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PM Trudeau - "We will get our blood back ten-fold"

Jimmy Higgins

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OTTAWA, ON -- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, speaking in a national broadcast speech to the Canadians, promised that the victims of the accidental airline shootings in Iran would not die "without bloody repercussion".

The PM spoke fondly of the cherished Canadians that died when an Iranian missile was accidentally fired at the civilian target, after being allegedly mistaken for a cruise missile. And followed it noting that the compassion Canadians were known for would be replaced with an obsession of vengeance until "every person responsible had paid with their own blood".

Prime Minister Trudeau specifically called out to Ali Khamenei when he noted that "Khamenei should be certain to tend to his family tonight as if it were his last."

The speech was an unusually aggressive one, which not only threatened Iranian target, but included graphic depictions of what Canadian Special Forces would do to those responsible once apprehended.
 
Couldn't they just open a Tim Horton's in Tehran? I admit, the bad effects take longer, but you don't have the outlay for personnel & materiel. I say, infiltrate and get the Iranians where it hurts: their arteries.
 
OTTAWA, ON -- Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, speaking in a national broadcast speech to the Canadians, promised that the victims of the accidental airline shootings in Iran would not die "without bloody repercussion".

The PM spoke fondly of the cherished Canadians that died when an Iranian missile was accidentally fired at the civilian target, after being allegedly mistaken for a cruise missile. And followed it noting that the compassion Canadians were known for would be replaced with an obsession of vengeance until "every person responsible had paid with their own blood".

Prime Minister Trudeau specifically called out to Ali Khamenei when he noted that "Khamenei should be certain to tend to his family tonight as if it were his last."

The speech was an unusually aggressive one, which not only threatened Iranian target, but included graphic depictions of what Canadian Special Forces would do to those responsible once apprehended.

So our "Boy Prime Minister" has grown a beard and now talks tough, talks like a gangster. When he was in India a few years back he dressed himself and his family several times like a "Hindoo", I don't know what he talked like. as I could not bear to watch him make a clown of himself. How long will this last? Has he no advisors to stop this pantomime? Will he just not listen? PM Office, DO something.
 
Canadian assassination squads are difficult to stop. They always knock on the front door and act so polite and friendly that everyone invites them in and lets their guard down. Then they just fuck the shit out of everyone around in a gruesome orgy of death.

Then they clean up and wash all the blood out of the carpets because they are guests in the house and it would be rude to leave a mess.
 
Canadian assassination squads are difficult to stop. They always knock on the front door and act so polite and friendly that everyone invites them in and lets their guard down. Then they just fuck the shit out of everyone around in a gruesome orgy of death.

Then they clean up and wash all the blood out of the carpets because they are guests in the house and it would be rude to leave a mess.
*Canadian Ultra Force cleaning up kill site*
New guy: So we doing this to hide any evidence we were here?
Experienced guy: Oh no... we don't want to be a bunch of hosers and leave this mess for someone else to clean up. Now let me show you how to get the brains out of that fabric with vinegar and baking soda...
 
Canadian assassination squads are difficult to stop. They always knock on the front door and act so polite and friendly that everyone invites them in and lets their guard down. Then they just fuck the shit out of everyone around in a gruesome orgy of death.

Then they clean up and wash all the blood out of the carpets because they are guests in the house and it would be rude to leave a mess.
*Canadian Ultra Force cleaning up kill site*
New guy: So we doing this to hide any evidence we were here?
Experienced guy: Oh no... we don't want to be a bunch of hosers and leave this mess for someone else to clean up. Now let me show you how to get the brains out of that fabric with vinegar and baking soda...

Manners maketh the man. Being a psychotic, bloodthirsty killer doesn't qualify as a proper excuse for uncouth behaviour.
 
Yea... OK... Just wait till we invade Iran and China simultaneously, then we'll show them what throwing our weight around really means...
 
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