Political Pundits Surprised People Surprised by Cruz's Mexico Trip

[Jimmy Higgins]

WASHINGTON DC -- Political pundits are stunned with concern regarding Senator Cruz's (*-TX) decision to take his family to Cancun, Mexico during an historic cold snap has led to million of Texans losing their power. Pundits have noted that Sen. Cruz has long since been known to have been an "asshole", so his latest decision is perfectly in line with his personality.

"Finding out people were stunned about this was like people being shocked the sky is blue," noted John Anders, a political scientist at Georgetown.

 

[ideologyhunter]

I wouldn't go. He's going to get mobbed by Benicio del Toro fans who will think Wolfman II is being filmed.

 

[ZiprHead]

Carnival is offering a deluxe trip where you leave senior citizens behind in the snow. It's called a Ted Cruise.