Pope Resigns

[George S]

"God told me He is Atheist. If it is good enough for Him, it's good enough for me."

 

[Sarpedon]

Not nearly as funny as this real article:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-33312962

"Pope to chew coca leaves in Bolivia."

 

[DolphinDynasty]

I read that article. Apparently because the Bolivians attached to their belief that it brought them closer to god the pope considers it a point of mysticism and of tolerance. But he also excommunicates any who even bring up ordaining a woman into the church, still considers cohabitation punishable for an eternity, and would like all victims of domestic/spousal abuse while he rather outdately and constantly forgets some victims are men to recognise their shame in not obediently following the commands of their abusers.Oh, and even though he consider the lgbt community children of god, this is only when they stop their "deviant" behavior. The hypocrite should smoke more, he might then get chill enough to see the two faces every time he passes a mirror.