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Pre-debate test scandals galore!

Brian63

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Biden apparently refused to take a drug test prior to the 1st presidential debate. Trump rightly pounced on that, but we are now just finding out that is the tip of the iceberg!

https://twitter.com/NYinLA2121/status/1311041054636822528

"JUST IN: Joe Biden refuses to take a pregnancy test prior to tonight's debate. The question remains: What is he hiding?

Developing."

[Also, why is Biden afraid of taking the Pepsi Challenge?!?! Other comments are funny too.]
 
A large marine animal transport truck has pulled up to Case Western Reserve confirming that Biden has invited a 3,500 pound great white shark as a guest to tonight’s debate.
 
Trump’s people are threatening to leave the event if the crew continues to build the large water tank so close to the stage.

Unconfirmed reports that Trump is suffering panic attacks knowing a shark is on site. Melania is trying to console him but doesn’t seem to have her heart in it.
 
Sharkgate enters second quarter hour. Medics take the body of Jared Kuschner away from Case Western Reserve and is on route to Akron General hospital. University Hospital is immediately next door to Case, but the comp. rate is higher for the longer drive. The spouse of Donald Trump’s child bride apparently mistook the great white shark for his father and jumped into the tank with him. Witnesses said they had never seen so much disinterest in saving a person’s life before. A medic report indicated they were uncertain as to the status of Jared’s health. They could not tell if his limpness was due to a state of near death or his general personality.

Trump team is also adamantly denying that Eric Trump is out by Cleveland’s Playhouse Square, underneath the large outdoor chandelier, because he is attracted to bright and shiny objects.
 
Sarah Burris on Twitter is at the forefront of several new developments that could completely upend the results of this debate. We may have to cancel this debate and redo it completely, or just give the election to Trump.

https://twitter.com/SarahBurris

Rudy Giuliani is demanding Biden submit to an x-ray to ensure aliens aren't using a plate in Biden's head to send him the debate answers.
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BREAKING: The GOP-led Senate Intelligence Committee just announced an investigation into the lines of Chris Wallace's shirt, claiming that they deliver subliminal messages to Biden.
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Fox News just discovered the red dot on the TV cameras were flashing secret messages to Joe Biden in Morse Code.
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